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Junoism

Those fuckers who worship money.

Derived from Roman goddess Juno (marriage, childbirth and youth) money was first minted in her temple in Rome.
I never knew that there was a religion called Junoism.
by Pjs she April 1, 2018
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junoism

A lifestyle where you believe the one and only goat is Juno himself, you wake up a breathe and enjoy the fact that Juno has existed and will forever have existed.
Do you believe in junoism?
Yeah Who Dont Believe In The Lifestyle of The Goat Himself
by junobeing December 24, 2022
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junism

{joo-niz-uh m}

-noun

A statement intended to be wise but is inadvertently humorous and/or witty.
A: "Life is like a donut, one day you may end up with a perfectly round donut, the next you might just have the hole."

B: "Now that is definitely a junism I would live by."
by peachy_keen_jellybean March 31, 2009
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junkoism

Junkoism is the Worshipping of Junko Enoshima the Ultimate Despair
Junkoism is the best religion
by Junksman Esquosma November 14, 2020
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Junkoism

Junkoism is the worship of Junko Enoshima, the Ultimate Despair. Most people practicing junkoism make sacrifices to her, like art or compliments (the best is parts of you or someone else), and pray to her at least 2 times a day. They love causing despair, and everyone who practices junkoism is scientifically better than anyone who enjoys hope.
I worship Junko Enoshima, and Junkoism is the only way.
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Junism

The religion that worships the God that is Jun. Jun is a heavenly angel sent on this earth to give others the satisfaction of viewing his beauty.
"Hey Elizabeth, ready for church group this weekend?"
"Sorry, I won't make it. I've switched over to Junism."
by mrsa March 21, 2015
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Junism

a religion made up by stans of Seventeen's Jun (who is very hot)
Jun is a member of 13 member group Seventeen (13 members+3 subunits+1 group=17)
the author of this explanation is a Junist (believer of Junism)
by shino !! June 25, 2023
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