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Those fuckers who worship money.

Derived from Roman goddess Juno (marriage, childbirth and youth) money was first minted in her temple in Rome.
I never knew that there was a religion called Junoism.
Junoism by Pjs she April 1, 2018
Words you can keep
A lifestyle where you believe the one and only goat is Juno himself, you wake up a breathe and enjoy the fact that Juno has existed and will forever have existed.
Do you believe in junoism?
Yeah Who Dont Believe In The Lifestyle of The Goat Himself
junoism by junobeing December 24, 2022
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{joo-niz-uh m}

-noun

A statement intended to be wise but is inadvertently humorous and/or witty.
A: "Life is like a donut, one day you may end up with a perfectly round donut, the next you might just have the hole."

B: "Now that is definitely a junism I would live by."
junism by peachy_keen_jellybean March 31, 2009

junkoism 

Junkoism is the Worshipping of Junko Enoshima the Ultimate Despair
Junkoism is the best religion
junkoism by Junksman Esquosma November 14, 2020

Junkoism 

Junkoism is the worship of Junko Enoshima, the Ultimate Despair. Most people practicing junkoism make sacrifices to her, like art or compliments (the best is parts of you or someone else), and pray to her at least 2 times a day. They love causing despair, and everyone who practices junkoism is scientifically better than anyone who enjoys hope.
I worship Junko Enoshima, and Junkoism is the only way.
The religion that worships the God that is Jun. Jun is a heavenly angel sent on this earth to give others the satisfaction of viewing his beauty.
"Hey Elizabeth, ready for church group this weekend?"
"Sorry, I won't make it. I've switched over to Junism."
Junism by mrsa March 21, 2015
a religion made up by stans of Seventeen's Jun (who is very hot)
Jun is a member of 13 member group Seventeen (13 members+3 subunits+1 group=17)
the author of this explanation is a Junist (believer of Junism)
Junism by shino !! June 25, 2023
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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