junoism

A lifestyle where you believe the one and only goat is Juno himself, you wake up a breathe and enjoy the fact that Juno has existed and will forever have existed.
Do you believe in junoism?
Yeah Who Dont Believe In The Lifestyle of The Goat Himself
by junobeing December 24, 2022
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Junoism

Those fuckers who worship money.

Derived from Roman goddess Juno (marriage, childbirth and youth) money was first minted in her temple in Rome.
I never knew that there was a religion called Junoism.
by Pjs she April 01, 2018
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