Skip to main content
Those fuckers who worship money.

Derived from Roman goddess Juno (marriage, childbirth and youth) money was first minted in her temple in Rome.
I never knew that there was a religion called Junoism.
Junoism by Pjs she April 1, 2018
Words you can keep
A lifestyle where you believe the one and only goat is Juno himself, you wake up a breathe and enjoy the fact that Juno has existed and will forever have existed.
Do you believe in junoism?
Yeah Who Dont Believe In The Lifestyle of The Goat Himself
junoism by junobeing December 24, 2022
Related Words
{joo-niz-uh m}

-noun

A statement intended to be wise but is inadvertently humorous and/or witty.
A: "Life is like a donut, one day you may end up with a perfectly round donut, the next you might just have the hole."

B: "Now that is definitely a junism I would live by."
junism by peachy_keen_jellybean March 31, 2009

junkoism 

Junkoism is the Worshipping of Junko Enoshima the Ultimate Despair
Junkoism is the best religion
junkoism by Junksman Esquosma November 14, 2020

Junkoism 

Junkoism is the worship of Junko Enoshima, the Ultimate Despair. Most people practicing junkoism make sacrifices to her, like art or compliments (the best is parts of you or someone else), and pray to her at least 2 times a day. They love causing despair, and everyone who practices junkoism is scientifically better than anyone who enjoys hope.
I worship Junko Enoshima, and Junkoism is the only way.
The religion that worships the God that is Jun. Jun is a heavenly angel sent on this earth to give others the satisfaction of viewing his beauty.
"Hey Elizabeth, ready for church group this weekend?"
"Sorry, I won't make it. I've switched over to Junism."
Junism by mrsa March 21, 2015
a religion made up by stans of Seventeen's Jun (who is very hot)
Jun is a member of 13 member group Seventeen (13 members+3 subunits+1 group=17)
the author of this explanation is a Junist (believer of Junism)
Junism by shino !! June 25, 2023
More from Urban Dictionary

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
Next