Junoism

Name: Junoism Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

Those fuckers who worship money.

Derived from Roman goddess Juno (marriage, childbirth and youth) money was first minted in her temple in Rome.

I never knew that there was a religion called Junoism.

Junoism by Pjs she April 1, 2018

Get the Junoism mug.

Urban Dictionary Merch

Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.

The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Add to cart $24.95

Choose size $32.95

Choose size $49.95

Add to cart $29.95

junoism

A lifestyle where you believe the one and only goat is Juno himself, you wake up a breathe and enjoy the fact that Juno has existed and will forever have existed.

Do you believe in junoism?
Yeah Who Dont Believe In The Lifestyle of The Goat Himself

junoism by junobeing December 24, 2022

Get the junoism mug.

Related Words

Junoism • junism • junkoism • Jonoism • Juboism

junism

{joo-niz-uh m}

-noun

A statement intended to be wise but is inadvertently humorous and/or witty.

A: "Life is like a donut, one day you may end up with a perfectly round donut, the next you might just have the hole."

B: "Now that is definitely a junism I would live by."

junism by peachy_keen_jellybean March 31, 2009

Get the junism mug.

junkoism

Junkoism is the Worshipping of Junko Enoshima the Ultimate Despair

Junkoism is the best religion

junkoism by Junksman Esquosma November 14, 2020

Get the junkoism mug.

Junkoism

Junkoism is the worship of Junko Enoshima, the Ultimate Despair. Most people practicing junkoism make sacrifices to her, like art or compliments (the best is parts of you or someone else), and pray to her at least 2 times a day. They love causing despair, and everyone who practices junkoism is scientifically better than anyone who enjoys hope.

I worship Junko Enoshima, and Junkoism is the only way.

Junkoism by XxJunko The Ultimate DespairxX June 12, 2021

Get the Junkoism mug.

Junism

The religion that worships the God that is Jun. Jun is a heavenly angel sent on this earth to give others the satisfaction of viewing his beauty.

"Hey Elizabeth, ready for church group this weekend?"
"Sorry, I won't make it. I've switched over to Junism."

Junism by mrsa March 21, 2015

Get the Junism mug.

Junism

a religion made up by stans of Seventeen's Jun (who is very hot)
Jun is a member of 13 member group Seventeen (13 members+3 subunits+1 group=17)

the author of this explanation is a Junist (believer of Junism)

Junism by shino !! June 25, 2023

Get the Junism mug.

proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

Word of the Day on October 29, 2026

Get the proper lad mug.

sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

Word of the Day on October 28, 2026

Get the sexspan mug.

womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

Word of the Day on October 27, 2026