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{joo-niz-uh m}

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A statement intended to be wise but is inadvertently humorous and/or witty.
A: "Life is like a donut, one day you may end up with a perfectly round donut, the next you might just have the hole."

B: "Now that is definitely a junism I would live by."
by peachy_keen_jellybean March 31, 2009
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The religion that worships the God that is Jun. Jun is a heavenly angel sent on this earth to give others the satisfaction of viewing his beauty.
"Hey Elizabeth, ready for church group this weekend?"
"Sorry, I won't make it. I've switched over to Junism."
by mrsa March 21, 2015
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