You: “Hey, random person, you look sad, do you need a cuddle”
Random Person: “I don’t know you...”
You: “ It’s July 19, international cuddle day, and you look in need of one”

July 19 by gh0styyyy22 July 19, 2021

July 15

This is the birthday of the most amazing people. They are the best friends because of how compassionate and funny they are. They’re probably the type of person you can talk to about deep stuff but also be a crackhead with. They accept you no matter what and will stick by your side. They’re also probably down to kill for you if you asked. Be sure you’re ready to do the same for them because whoever is born on this day deserves the world.

Oh, your birthday is July 15? Can we please be friends? Let’s go out sometime and get some donuts or something!!

July 15 by A Really Awesome Cool Person October 22, 2019

July 28

the day a legend was born. the life of the party. one of the funniest realist people you’ll ever meet. they are cute as hell and call it how they see it. it’s a real privilege to be friends with someone born on this great day.

Friend one: I went out with Jess last night
Friend two: Lit asf she’s funny asf and the life of the party
Friend one: She was born July 28
Friend two: everyone born that way is LIT

July 28 by qwertybih October 18, 2019

July 7th

Damn... if you were born on this day you fine as fuck yooooo!!!

he/ she was born on July 7th so he/ she hella fine

July 7th by july7thbaby November 4, 2019

July 8

The best people were born on this date. If you are one of them, you are for a fact, funny, beautiful, loving and a caring person. If you know someone who was born on this date, just love them. Do not let them go, ever because they are one of a kind.

-Wow! He is the kindest person ever!
-Yeah, he was born on July 8th.
-Oohh, makes sense!

July 8 by straightfaqs April 13, 2020

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026