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judgemental shoelace 

smol snek that looks like a shoelace

he silently judges u

beware of the judgemental shoelace chirren

if you see a smol judgemental shoelace, give him a smol boop, (DONT KEL HIM) and run

Judgmenstrual 

Tending to judge a woman based upon her physical appearance and/or personality while she is on the rag; (i.e. when she is bloated, acne-ridden, and generally angry at the world).
Ex. 1:
Jill: Wow, Jane's kind of a bitch, isn't she?
Mary: Don't be so judgmentstrual... When she's not PMSing, she's a real sweetheart.

Ex. 2:
Dan: I thought you said your girlfriend was crazy hot!
Alex: Dude, you're being WAY too judgmenstrual. Wait 'til Aunt Flo leaves town and you'll see what I was talking about.
Judgmenstrual by The_Missus June 1, 2010

judgemental croutonsatanal asshat 

someone who judges without knowing anything about it.

or denoting an attitude in which judgments about other people's conduct are made
A jerk
guy: your music sucks

girl: why you're nothing but a judgemental croutonsatanal asshat

judgementalist 

noun: One who labels others based on limited scope; to criticize without knowledge of what is being criticized.
Judgementalists may think supporters of medical marijuana are a bunch of stoners, but in actuality, they're people who have sympathy for those suffering from a chronic or terminal health problem.
judgementalist by Rrrosa April 19, 2010

Judgemental 

1.)A way of making ones self feel better, by hurting others. Usually caused by closed mindedness, and a lack of manners.

2.)Feeling the right to judge, and doing so.
Being judgemental will show people how tactless you truely are.
Judgemental by AngelsKisses75 December 28, 2005

Judgemental 

(n.):juj-men-tal

A person who judges others.

(v.):juj-men-tal
To judge, judge others.
(n.) No, I'm not going to scream "embarrasing statement", there are too many judgementals around.

(v.) I'm not sure I want to say my speech in front of her, she is very judgemental.
Judgemental by JoeyPeluka May 1, 2019
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