noun.

Networking jargon; short for jubulon processor.

A highly important and technically advanced piece of networking hardware. While some scholars argue that the jubulon processor itself is hard to define and possibly non-tangible, it is still an incredibly valuable part of a functional network.

"It seems to be a jubulon issue, try restarting the computers in a 'seemingly' random order."

jubulon by carrionkind March 28, 2010

julup

A ghetto delicacy which consists of any flavor Kool aid placed in a styrofoam cup and then frozen. There usually sold out of someones house and they cost about a quarter. The best way to eat one is to take it of the cup and flip it over so that the bottom side is up cause its always mad juice at the bottom

It's hot as a mugg, lets go round to Ms. Lindsay house and get a julup.

julup by Tia Samone July 5, 2005

jublees

another word for big, bubbly breasts.

Wow, she's got great jublees.

jublees by abstrak8 March 14, 2005

Jabluzzi

Getting a blow job in a hot tub.

Oh man last night was so great. The food, the drinks, and the jabluzzi just capped the night for me.

Jabluzzi by marinerfan1 March 14, 2010

Jublex

The term Jublex is a derogatory term for the the creators of the MMORPG Runescape, Jagex.

The term is believed to have been coined after 2007 when Jagex nerfed (see nerfed) the trade and Player-killing(pking) systems.
Where a bunch of people got really pissed off and started talking smack.

This term is often used on the Official Runescape forums (in the rants section particuarly):

Player 1: Jublex Failz0rz
WBM: This is spam please leave the forums
Player 2: Cool story, bro.
Player 3: Try adjusting the brightness
Player 4: Inb4lock
Player 1: Wow gtfo nubz Jadex nerfed drop rates agen. Jublex needs to un-nerf that shit now.
F-Mod: This thread has been locked as it offers no constructive criticism of game content. Please read the forum code of conduct before you begin posting again.

Thanks, and have a nice day.

Player 1: WTF.

Jublex by Jublex November 3, 2009

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026