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Ju Jitsu 

Jujitsu is a ground fighting form of martial arts developed in Japan many centuries ago. It was often used by the samurai and today is a widely practiced martial art. It focuses on take downs and locks as well as chokes. It's sport form is known as grappling which is similiar to greco roman wrestling found in highschools.
If you ever pick a fight with a grappler you'll be in a world of hurt
Ju Jitsu by Battousai July 15, 2004
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Ju-Jitsu 

JEW - Jitsu

The art of Jewish self defense
Hitler was taken out by the jew - jitsu skills of master moses
Ju-Jitsu by Rabbi Jesus Christ April 9, 2004

Ju-Jitsu 

see Jiu-Jitsu
Ju-Jitsu by Yawara August 22, 2003

Brazilian Ju jit su 

Nerds karate, it doesn't have to be Brazilian any form of Ju jit su is just nerds karate.
Boy - Yo guess what I do Ju jit su!
Girl - cool, so nerds karate

Boy - come on

( Brazilian Ju jit su - Nerds karate, it doesn't have to be Brazilian any form of Ju jit su is just nerds karate. )
-The peaceful art of folding clothes with people still in them
-involuntary yoga
Guy 01: “What did you do yesterday?”
Guy 02: “I did jujitsu on Simon”
Guy 01: “oh cool! Isn’t that where you fold clothes while the person is in them?”
Guy 02: “yeah, it was really fun. I wish Simon were still alive to tell you about all the fun we had!”
Guy 01: “what?”
Guy 02: “what?”
Jujitsu by Bigtwertleboy420 September 6, 2019
Jujitsu is a martial art which reflects the movements of the attacker back upon him or her. It has been practiced in Japan since the sixteenth century, although Jujitsu has its origins in Chinese martial arts. Jujitsu uses a series of joint locks, small weaponry, and defensive tactics in combination with conserved energy to neutralize an attacker. Many other martial arts such as Judo and Aikido have their roots in Jujitsu. The word “Jujitsu” means the practice of gentleness, and in addition to learning the moves associated with Jujitsu, students also make changes in their characters. Jujitsu is supposed to focus and calm the students, with the aim of making them better martial artists and more refined individuals as well. The movements of Jujitsu are efficient, flowing, and circular, and it is a distinctly beautiful martial art to watch. Jujitsu is also usually practiced within a very small circle, and many Jujitsu moves have been refined for close quarters fighting. Jujitsu reached its heyday during the Tokugawa Shogunate, when weapons were forbidden to most Japanese citizens. Jujitsu incorporates joint locking and arresting movements which are extremely useful in hand to hand combat where neither warrior has a weapon. When used correctly, it is also possible to disarm with a joint lock. Grappling, take downs, throws, and strangulation also play a role in Jujitsu.
Most schools of Jujitsu also teach techniques with canes, short swords, and use of ropes. Defensive techniques against modern weapons such as guns are taught as well, with a strong focus on neutralizing an opponent without harming him or her. Some students of Jujitsu also learn healing techniques including massage, while other schools also place a heavy value on the study of spiritual and philosophical concepts. Jujitsu is differentiated from other aggressive martial arts like Karate because it is not an offensive martial art, but a defensive one. Jujitsu students learn the arts of surrender, patience, yielding, and efficiency. Jujitsu is also highly effective, integrating fighting techniques for a variety of situations, with or without weapons. Jujitsu techniques are often taught in self defense classes for women, because it is possible to neutralize an attacker quickly and escape using Jujitsu techniques. In the twentieth century, Jujitsu was brought to the West by a variety of masters, and became a very popular martial art. In 1977, the Ju-Jitsu International Federation was formed, with the idea of organizing and regulating international Jujitsu competitions. In competition, the Federation recognizes two types of entries. The fighting system opposes single members from different teams who spar for points. In the duo system, two athletes from the same team demonstrate defensive techniques on the mat.
Jujitsu by Dancing with Fire January 9, 2011
The art of folding clothes with people still in them
Man with a back bent 90 degrees to the side: I need help
Me: *calls an ambulance

Me: this guy got jujitsu’d
Jujitsu by Santi2309 September 17, 2019
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