joyganism

A feeling of proud and evil joy, usually told by someone who did something terrible to someone.

You may have what is a joyganism now, but later you're going to regret it

by Qesdfjoibcvmbj June 27, 2022

joygasm

Sudden extreme happiness and joy.

When all six of Dan's lottery numbers were flashed across the screen, his joygasm was so intense he passed out!

by talk2me-JCH2 May 30, 2022

Jonanism

A portmanteau of "Jonah" + onanism, invented to describe the mental masturbation of conservative columnist & author Jonah Goldberg. "Jonanism" is defined as the ultimate or highest form of wankery. Coined by internet commenter "calling all toasters" in early 2008.

"Man, did you see Goldberg's newest book where he claims that liberals are the real fascists? It's several hundred pages of sheer unadulterated Jonanism."

by JennOfArk August 14, 2008

Michael Jordanism

The following of the great Michael Jordan who led the Bulls to six NBA Championships in the 1990's.

Screw my former religion. I'm converting to Michael Jordanism. At least we know he's real.

by bullstown4life June 15, 2010

joygasm

A huge feeling of pleasure, but not from sexual experiences. These feelings can come from any event or thing that makes a person feel joy.

Happy: "Green Day's new video made me have a joygasm!"

Giddy: "I saw Red Eye last weekened. Oh my god, it was so good that I, like, had a joygasm!"

Angry: "Don't have a joygasm."

Tauntingly: "School gives Dan joygasms! *all laugh*"

Skeptical: "God, she loves food so much she practically joygasms everytime she sees a taco."

Abrupt: "Wow, I just had a joygasm."

by famous dave September 19, 2005

joygasm

Coinage for climactic pleasure derived from accomplishing an act or action one finds personally gratifying. The Riddler (Jim Carrey) exclaims the word in Batman Forever (1995), when blowing up Batman's cave.

"When I played Resident Evil 5 for the first time, I absolutely joygasmed."

by ADD Robot May 1, 2009

Jordanism

A sacred religion which all shall hail the mighty one name "Jordan" and worship the ground he stands upon. If you do not obey him you will perish in the fiery ashes of hell with the other nonbelievers.

Guy #1: Hey you wanna go to church tomorrow?
Guy#2: Sorry, I am apart of Jordanism, so I can't attend!

by ThatDankFart2 August 14, 2017