jowdans

The swaggest pair of shoes to ever buy. The are made of duct tape and cardboard... some of the finest materials in the world.

Would you look at her killer JOWDANS™

jowdans by Jowdans December 25, 2016

like Jordans on Saturday 

Describes a hot, desirable, much anticipated item; an item that one would go to great lengths to obtain. Original usage referred to Michael Jordan's signature basketball shoes, which are released on Saturdays. Long lines of people hoping to be the first on the block to sport the new Jays can form outside shoe stores early on Saturday mornings.

You're like Jordans on Saturday, I gotta have you and I cannot wait.

like Jordans on Saturday by TronaNon January 21, 2008

JordansNut 

A bad bitch. PERIOT.

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JordansNut by yeetwitha🤠🤠 September 16, 2018

scuffed my jordans 

when someone steps on or gets dirt on your fresh new pair of jordans which usually cost about $150 dollars. This is thought as to being one of the worst things you can do to a black person.

deshawn: "what the fuck dawg you scuffed my jordans!!!"

Billy: "I dont see the problem mister."

deshawn: "don't make me cap you white boy!"

scuffed my jordans by bro from anuda mo November 30, 2010

Jordanski 

Has great aim no game sense no awareness and is known as grandpa walker in the infernal realms discord.

Wow that playstyle reminds me of jordanski

Jordanski by Y0rdan September 9, 2019

bootleg jordans

Fake wanna be jordan

bitch gone somewhere wit those bootleg jordans

bootleg jordans by uglyprince October 20, 2015

no jordans

A phrase used to address someone who makes excuses for not going places.

A: Hey, you wanna come over?

B: Nah, I can't, I'm too tired...

A: No jordans!

no jordans by Official-Notary: Nite March 25, 2009