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dont answer the door love there are fucking jovoes out there
jovoes by lolipop June 18, 2006
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bon joviesque 

an adjective used to describe someone having the qualities of Jon Bon Jovi
Note: Only used in the 17 page paper Cliff Redish wrote about Madison Werner
His smile is bon joviesque.
bon joviesque by unnamed February 5, 2004
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The Fandom Name For The Best Youtuber JoJoSpotlight. (join the fandom)
Emily:Are You Apart Of The Johoes?

Lucas:Yes, I love JoJoSpotlight's videos so much!
Johoes by itsjustemz April 25, 2020
The REAL name for the jonas brothers. Fun to say.It will also piss any fans of the johoes. So that makes it even more fun to say.
Jonas(s) fan: OMJ i LuV tHe JoNaS bRoThErS!!!!1!! tHeY r HaWt!!!!1!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!!
me: The johoes? Go listen to some actual music.
Jonas(s) fan: Ur JuZ jEaLuZ cUz ThEy CaN gEt GiRlS!!!!
me:You FAILED right there lulz.
johoes by MasterofPuppets165 May 3, 2010

Bon Joviesque 

(adj.) word used to describe something resembling or related to the lead singer of the 80's hair metal band Bon Jovi (Jon Bon Jovi).
Those tight jeans he wore to the Basketball game were Bon Joviesque.
Bon Joviesque by unknown February 4, 2004
A Jove is a word derived from the Dutch. It is meant for women and girls that pretend to be good, wholesome girls. But in lots of circumstances they portray Jove like tendencies, these girls act like Joves when they drink too much, do drugs or generally act like very low class non lady like women. Not every girl is a Jove, and not every Jove is doomed to be a Jove for the rest of her life. Being a Jove is not completely the fault of the Jove, society and television has desensitizes girls today to where they may be acting like Joves without even noticing.
Joves
Joves by I love Joves May 28, 2010
shes so amazing and she’s hot asf too
P.S- I wrote this about myself because nobody fucking likes me
jooesbby is so hot
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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