If you steal his journal, he will probably slit his wrists... After buying a new journal and writing about how sad he is that his old journal got stolen...

journal by -30- May 7, 2005

journal

That book that the EMO boy is carrying. it's attached to his hand

If you steal his journal, he will probably slit his wrists... After buying a new journal and writing about how sad he is that his old journal got stolen.

journal by -30- May 7, 2005

journal vomit

excessive writing in a journal, diary, etc. due to an overwhelming amount of pent-up emotion.

I really need to journal vomit when I get home.

journal vomit by Connie Foanio March 18, 2008

Journal Scare

A nickname for the generally charming Journal Square neighborhood of Jersey City that highlights its more unsavory elements.

"Can you believe that 5 police officers were shot the other night in Journal Scare?"

Journal Scare by AP Styles August 8, 2009

Journal Club

N. A meeting of the minds for which in-the-know digital media gurus can display their talents and list of seemingly irrelevant blog links.

Journal Club Thursdays keep me sane in a world full of chaos and unpredictability. How else could we watch videos of turtles and hang out on Reddit during the work week?

Journal Club by Turtles, Inc. March 2, 2011

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026