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joshify

verb. \ˈjäsh- tə- fī\

1. To take a perfectly good idea or plan and ruin it.

2. To take anything awesome and turn it to poo.

3. Stealing someone's idea and claiming it as your own, but doing so in such a manner that the initial idea is turned into something so dumb that one could only think that a mentally handicapped preschooler came up with the idea.
Person 1: "I have some really awesome ideas. We should totally have a pre-Thanksgiving dinner and a Winter Formal."

Person 2: "Yeah, you always have such great ideas. I aspire to be you. They are both going to be so much fun."

Person 3: "Wait, whatever you do, don't let that guy (person 4) hear, he will joshify your ideas for sure!"

Person 1: "Thanks, man! I completely forgot how much I hate that kid. He always steals people's ideas and ruins them."
by chembabe87 May 21, 2011
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A girl so beatiful and gorgeous that men wont even try to stand in front of her , those eyes are like venus flytraps but instead of catching insects it traps the hearts of men. The word joshiny can be used to describe beauty
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Joshiya

A cute person that I have dated. She has a nice personality and is always loyal. She's there when you need her and she's a bad bitch so hit her line. BC you can't find someone like her. And nobody could replace her, BC she's one of a kind. And she's been threw a lot and she's a very strong person. I live her so much. And I'm so happy that I met you!!!💯❤
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Jashify

The process of introducing Chonny Jash songs to people, dragging them down into a hole they couldn’t see. The songs are usually from the album “Chonny’s Charming Chaos Compendium,” though one would also use other Chonny Jash songs outside the album.
"I wanna jashify my sister"
"how do I jashify someone"
"I will jashify you!!!!!!!!"
“I will jashify all of you”
by Itsamehmaria July 28, 2023
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josify

verb (josified,josifies,josifying)

To procrastinate, not punctual, loves working at the eleventh hour

noun-josification
that girl loves to josify when it comes to doing assignments.
by Mr. Nerd October 1, 2012
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