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verb. \ˈjäsh- tə- fī\

1. To take a perfectly good idea or plan and ruin it.

2. To take anything awesome and turn it to poo.

3. Stealing someone's idea and claiming it as your own, but doing so in such a manner that the initial idea is turned into something so dumb that one could only think that a mentally handicapped preschooler came up with the idea.
Person 1: "I have some really awesome ideas. We should totally have a pre-Thanksgiving dinner and a Winter Formal."

Person 2: "Yeah, you always have such great ideas. I aspire to be you. They are both going to be so much fun."

Person 3: "Wait, whatever you do, don't let that guy (person 4) hear, he will joshify your ideas for sure!"

Person 1: "Thanks, man! I completely forgot how much I hate that kid. He always steals people's ideas and ruins them."
joshify by chembabe87 May 21, 2011
Words you can keep

Joshifer 

The ship name between Jennifer Lawrence and Josh Hutcherson
I ship Joshifer so hard!
Joshifer by Amy567 June 7, 2013

joshifer smut 

Joshifer (jennifer lawrence and josh hutcherson) sex and by all the fanfiction I read it's pretty fucking hot
Holy shit that joshifer smut fanfiction I read was really hot
A girl so beatiful and gorgeous that men wont even try to stand in front of her , those eyes are like venus flytraps but instead of catching insects it traps the hearts of men. The word joshiny can be used to describe beauty
You look Joshiny today

My Dick is Joshiny
Joshiny by JJMLMFAO November 25, 2021
A cute person that I have dated. She has a nice personality and is always loyal. She's there when you need her and she's a bad bitch so hit her line. BC you can't find someone like her. And nobody could replace her, BC she's one of a kind. And she's been threw a lot and she's a very strong person. I live her so much. And I'm so happy that I met you!!!💯❤
Joshiya is so hot
Joshiya by Jeff Blu December 15, 2017
The process of introducing Chonny Jash songs to people, dragging them down into a hole they couldn’t see. The songs are usually from the album “Chonny’s Charming Chaos Compendium,” though one would also use other Chonny Jash songs outside the album.
"I wanna jashify my sister"
"how do I jashify someone"
"I will jashify you!!!!!!!!"
“I will jashify all of you”
Jashify by Itsamehmaria July 28, 2023
verb (josified,josifies,josifying)

To procrastinate, not punctual, loves working at the eleventh hour

noun-josification
that girl loves to josify when it comes to doing assignments.
josify by Mr. Nerd October 1, 2012
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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