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verb. \ˈjäsh- tə- fī\

1. To take a perfectly good idea or plan and ruin it.

2. To take anything awesome and turn it to poo.

3. Stealing someone's idea and claiming it as your own, but doing so in such a manner that the initial idea is turned into something so dumb that one could only think that a mentally handicapped preschooler came up with the idea.
Person 1: "I have some really awesome ideas. We should totally have a pre-Thanksgiving dinner and a Winter Formal."

Person 2: "Yeah, you always have such great ideas. I aspire to be you. They are both going to be so much fun."

Person 3: "Wait, whatever you do, don't let that guy (person 4) hear, he will joshify your ideas for sure!"

Person 1: "Thanks, man! I completely forgot how much I hate that kid. He always steals people's ideas and ruins them."
joshify by chembabe87 May 21, 2011
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Joshifer 

The ship name between Jennifer Lawrence and Josh Hutcherson
I ship Joshifer so hard!
Joshifer by Amy567 June 7, 2013

joshifer smut 

Joshifer (jennifer lawrence and josh hutcherson) sex and by all the fanfiction I read it's pretty fucking hot
Holy shit that joshifer smut fanfiction I read was really hot
A girl so beatiful and gorgeous that men wont even try to stand in front of her , those eyes are like venus flytraps but instead of catching insects it traps the hearts of men. The word joshiny can be used to describe beauty
You look Joshiny today

My Dick is Joshiny
Joshiny by JJMLMFAO November 25, 2021
A cute person that I have dated. She has a nice personality and is always loyal. She's there when you need her and she's a bad bitch so hit her line. BC you can't find someone like her. And nobody could replace her, BC she's one of a kind. And she's been threw a lot and she's a very strong person. I live her so much. And I'm so happy that I met you!!!💯❤
Joshiya is so hot
Joshiya by Jeff Blu December 15, 2017
The process of introducing Chonny Jash songs to people, dragging them down into a hole they couldn’t see. The songs are usually from the album “Chonny’s Charming Chaos Compendium,” though one would also use other Chonny Jash songs outside the album.
"I wanna jashify my sister"
"how do I jashify someone"
"I will jashify you!!!!!!!!"
“I will jashify all of you”
Jashify by Itsamehmaria July 28, 2023
verb (josified,josifies,josifying)

To procrastinate, not punctual, loves working at the eleventh hour

noun-josification
that girl loves to josify when it comes to doing assignments.
josify by Mr. Nerd October 1, 2012
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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