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verb (josified,josifies,josifying)

To procrastinate, not punctual, loves working at the eleventh hour

noun-josification

that girl loves to josify when it comes to doing assignments.

josify by Mr. Nerd October 1, 2012

Words you can keep

Josilyn

A cute child everybody loves to love, a soulmate, a person who burns into your soul, a lover.

Isn't josilyn so cute?

Josilyn by Jkmgar February 4, 2010

Related Words

josify • Josilyn • josiyah • jokify • Josif • joshify • Josiayah • Josification • Josifini • Josifisitiosis

joshify

verb. \ˈjäsh- tə- fī\

1. To take a perfectly good idea or plan and ruin it.

2. To take anything awesome and turn it to poo.

3. Stealing someone's idea and claiming it as your own, but doing so in such a manner that the initial idea is turned into something so dumb that one could only think that a mentally handicapped preschooler came up with the idea.

Person 1: "I have some really awesome ideas. We should totally have a pre-Thanksgiving dinner and a Winter Formal."

Person 2: "Yeah, you always have such great ideas. I aspire to be you. They are both going to be so much fun."

Person 3: "Wait, whatever you do, don't let that guy (person 4) hear, he will joshify your ideas for sure!"

Person 1: "Thanks, man! I completely forgot how much I hate that kid. He always steals people's ideas and ruins them."

joshify by chembabe87 May 21, 2011

Josilynn

A beautiful and amazing girl that is talented. She is shy, but when you get to know her she is so funny and hilarious, but when the time is serious she is serious too . If she excepts you you are an amazing personShe listens to old music. She is the best listener and will keep all your secrets. She also have a very cozy and comfortable style.She is the strongest person you will ever meet and dosent need a person to please her to be happy.

I wish I could be like josilynn

Josilynn by Lydia265 November 30, 2018

Josif

A very nice person with good humor, also nice ass.

A Josif is very funny

Josif by Amanda(amsterdam1000) December 1, 2019

Josilyn Vance

A girl that is extremely beautiful and that everyone loves she's extremely cute and sweet the world couldnt live without her.

I couldn't imagine a world without Josilyn Vance.

Josilyn Vance by Voncleezy September 7, 2016

Josif

The best basketball players are called Josif

This dude is such a Josif!
Man, I'm stuck and toyed of Josifs playing around.

Josif by crasyon3 January 8, 2018

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026