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Joseph S 

Joseph S is a very good boy but is a dumb cunt sometimes.
He likes to do 'rate me's' and is sad about the outcome.
Joseph S by Breekki February 25, 2019
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Joseph S. 

A very small practically bald person who hates any French class and has one talent which is slipping while running.
That little man is such a Joseph S.
Joseph S. by keedis November 2, 2022

Joseph's Myth

Joseph's Myth = a term used by non-Mormons to refer to Mormonism (founded by Joseph Smith).
MORMON MISSIONARIES: Hi, we're from the Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter-Day Saints.

FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIANS: Do you believe in Joseph's Myth?

MORMON MISSONARIES: Yes, we believe in Joseph Smith.

FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIANS: Ha ha! You just admitted that Mormonism is Joseph's Myth!
Joseph's Myth by Elder Berry March 4, 2009

Joseph's love

It's the kind of love that has no boundries. It's more than unconditional. It's that place between serenity and insanity. It's sacrificing one's own desires for the happiness of the other. It's realizing that she/he is the only person you ever want to wake up next to. It's not really something that can be explained; just felt. To put it another way, the feeling you get when gazing into their beautiful eyes and not just seeing them looking back at you. Rather, you see their soul. You see what can be. You see everything you've ever wanted and more bundled up into this one special person. It's the feeling of wanting to make them happy, even it means that she/he would be happier with someone else. It's the strength needed to give them time to think about what she/he wants and being able to respect their decision. It's a love that never fades.
I have a Joseph's love for Noel.
Joseph's love by dragontattoo86 March 2, 2009

Saint Joseph's University 

A well-respected school located in West Philadelphia, SJU straddles City Avenue. Saint Joseph's is known for its Haub School of Business and its basketball team, the Hawks. SJU students can be described as snobby but most aren't nearly as bad as those found at Villanova. SJU is small but well known throughout the country and most graduates find good jobs after receiving their diplomas.
The Big 5 consists of Saint Joseph's University, Villanova University, La Salle University, University of Pennsylvania, and Temple University.

Saint Joseph's University 

Also called, SJU, Saint Joseph's is a good school in Philadelphia with great school spirit and very solid academics, especially in business. With a lot to do on City Avenue and Philadelphia, St. Joe's is in an ideal location as it is also close to the rich suburbs of Lower Merion and the Main Line. The basketball team is adored and the school is growing at a high rate.
I go to Saint Joseph's University on Hawk Hill in Philadelphia. Next up, Harvard Law.

Saint Joseph's University 

Hawk Hill as many refer to it is a school on the outskirts of Philadelphia where about 3,500 undergrads go. Although sometimes hard to find a party, as long as you have a fake, or real ID you will have a fun time. There are a few bars very close by but the best thing is that it's close to Manyunk where you're guaranteed a good time. St. Joe's kids love to drink and are mostly rich white kids. They love their basketball at SJU and will do most anything to get to the games in the tiny fieldhouse. One of the best business schools in the U.S. and even though you might not go to many parties, you're sure as hell going to get a good job graduating from this school.
Saint Joseph's University, a good school with lots of white kids where you're most likely gonna bar hop and not party hop.
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
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Coyote Ugly

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The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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