A dedicated month during the year, specifically November, when manliness is at its peak. During this time there will be no shaving, except for the head...because that is manly. Flannel shirts will be worn as frequently as possible, tobacco products will be on hand at all times, and meat will be consumed at least twice a day.
Jorvember is a national holiday where the world celebrates the birth, and upbringing of Jordan Pope. Mrs. Pope once threw a giant burrito at her husband, then proceeded to eat it. She now is an amazing English teacher to high school students who sit in thrones made out of text books, and eat chips very loudly.
The REAL third month of the year. Comes between February and March. February is now only 23 days long, and then there's five days of Jovember. Then March goes on as normal.