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a sexy creation who loves hanging out with friends, loves partying and drinking, and yet still manages to be conservative, sensitive and overly protective of the people he/she loves.
1.) I admire her a lot, she's a jornie.
jornie by up not down April 19, 2009
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A jordie is a attractive female with big tits.
Dude, that chick with big tits is definitely a jordie.
Jordie by Ucfjordan November 12, 2018
Related Words
jornie • jorniel • Jordie • Jorie • jonnie • Journie • Johnie • joonie • Joanie • Jonie

Jordie Jordan 

Jordie Jordan is a speedrunner on twitch.tv. He is currently holding two world records, one is the wendy's chili any% WR and the ragequit 100% WR. He holds second place in the banquet meal speedrun any% glitchless WR. He is also known for his music, such as Banworld, Carried Diamond, and Conway. He goes by the alias "Liquid Richard" on his music channel. You can watch his speedruns on twitch.tv/wingsofredemption .
Have you seen Jordie Jordan's speedrun?

Yeah, he was able to beat his pb in the banquet meal any% speedrun.
A Jorie is a girl who will always make you laugh. Sh will make your day even when you are having the worst day of your life. She is really energetic and will always make you smile. She has the best personality with a crazy attitude. Normally has brown hair and brown eyes. She has a great laughter and all the boys attention. She is very beautiful but does not realize it. If you would have a Jorie in your life it would be so much better. You would always want to be around her.
Me- dude is that a Jorie
Jake- YAH we should go talk to here
Me- NAH ill get her number somehow
How do you spot a RM stan? they will usually call him Joon or Joonie. Joonie is more commonly known online as Dance Monster, Expensive Girl enthusiast and that one dude from Behind The Scenes with an obsession for converse shoes.
anti: "bruh rap monster is the visual hole of bts!"
a tru skinny legend: "what are you talking about? my joonie is the most adorable sunshine ever! *insert uwu 1000x & rm stan account*
Joonie by sunzshiz June 6, 2018
Joniel is the best person you will ever meet in your life and is super nice but gets mad sometimes and joniel has hair and is not so tall.Joniel Is the best person the you will ever meet in this world always there to make your day better and is very smart and makes sure to be smart to have a great life.When joniel is older he will be rich
Man Joniel is the best and joniel is me best friend and he is here for me.

Joniel is annoying sometimes
Joniel by rruturnfjfnf June 1, 2019
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