jordiz
A good kid
jordiz by Dengdengpi January 29, 2021
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Jordie Jordan
Jordie Jordan is a speedrunner on twitch.tv. He is currently holding two world records, one is the wendy's chili any% WR and the ragequit 100% WR. He holds second place in the banquet meal speedrun any% glitchless WR. He is also known for his music, such as Banworld, Carried Diamond, and Conway. He goes by the alias "Liquid Richard" on his music channel. You can watch his speedruns on twitch.tv/wingsofredemption .
Have you seen Jordie Jordan's speedrun?
Yeah, he was able to beat his pb in the banquet meal any% speedrun.
Yeah, he was able to beat his pb in the banquet meal any% speedrun.
Jordie Jordan by Samuel Richard McGravy Jordan March 13, 2021
jorizza
Jordi
The most ambitious, brave, caring, smart, funny and good hearted person I’ve ever met. He is a born fighter that wakes up everyday and chases his dreams trying to be his best version everyday. His dreams go further beyond a regular person’s dreams. He works for expanding the horizons of humanity and his creations have literally reached outer space. Lover of life, he enjoys feeling that rush of adrenaline when practicing extreme sports. A little reckless, extremely passionate and very, very romantic (sometimes a little pulpo), he falls into the stereotype of his homeland. Takes care of his family and his friends 24/7. He will never let you down and will offer his help before you have to ask. He adores and is respected at his job and he is just THE BEST at it. Have I mentioned he is the most caring person I’ve ever met? Heart of every party, making everyone cry from laughing. Loves efficiency and he is so perfectionist that he would make oat meal with perfectly sliced banana cuts and perfectly matching strawberry slices (of the same exact size). He has the most meaningful glanze I’ve ever seen. He can communicate a million words just with his eyes and also read how you’re feeling.
Definetly, you don’t just want to pass by his life. Stay close to him, and enjoy as much as you can of his company. Learn as much as you can from him. There’s no one like him.
To me, the most awesome person I’ve ever met.
Definetly, you don’t just want to pass by his life. Stay close to him, and enjoy as much as you can of his company. Learn as much as you can from him. There’s no one like him.
To me, the most awesome person I’ve ever met.
Do you know Jordi? Everyone knows him. If you need to solve a problem quick and efficiently, just call Jordi.
Jordi is always late. He is even late to his own meetings!
That is so Jordi (as in bad ass)
Jordi, eres un pulpo...
Jordi is always late. He is even late to his own meetings!
That is so Jordi (as in bad ass)
Jordi, eres un pulpo...
Jordi by Little_Hake June 9, 2018
Jordz
An adorable nickname for a Jordan. A Jordz is one of the most amazing people ever! <3
Jordz's are always supermega sweet, and act super cute all the time. Even though sometimes they give you low scores on the innocence scale (a 6 out of 100? Really? D;)
Everyone absolutely adores Jordz's, because they're very lovable <3 They also have a huge obsession with kinder eggs and flap jacks (Although they won't admit it, because they're veryveryvery stubborn.)
Once you meet a Jordz, you'll never ever stop thinking about them. They're very special. <333
I love you baby! c:
Jordz's are always supermega sweet, and act super cute all the time. Even though sometimes they give you low scores on the innocence scale (a 6 out of 100? Really? D;)
Everyone absolutely adores Jordz's, because they're very lovable <3 They also have a huge obsession with kinder eggs and flap jacks (Although they won't admit it, because they're veryveryvery stubborn.)
Once you meet a Jordz, you'll never ever stop thinking about them. They're very special. <333
I love you baby! c:
"Did you hear what Jordz said? It was so sweet and adorable!"
"I'm jealous, I wish I had a Jordz!"
"You can attract them with kinder eggs and flapjacks ;D"
"I'm jealous, I wish I had a Jordz!"
"You can attract them with kinder eggs and flapjacks ;D"
Jordz by ShelbzLynn October 18, 2012
Jordin
The most beautiful girl anyones seen. She's very sweet when she wants to be.. Also very quiet unless she can trust you. Alot of people might judge her which is why she's so reserved. There may be many rumors about her but never believe them. She acts like she's on crack when she's with her friends. She's very loyal to the few friends she has. All the boys have crushes on her. even the girls. (; Jordins dont get around which puts them above alot of other girls. She doesn't need the attention from being a hoe. Jordins are usually very nice and funny. people idolize girls named Jordin cause of their extreme beauty and poise.
Jordin by Paradiise<3 August 23, 2011
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