jordick

Someone who talks shit but doesn't have the balls to back it up; has some athletic talent but is a hit and miss when it comes to clutch moments. Crisp route running and good awareness with the football in his hands but is notoriously known to have hamstring issues after making bad ass plays. Some would say he is a legend at avoiding getting his ass whooped after pissing someone off. He also answers to the name Papa J.

Stop being a Jordick.

by ThenotsorealSlimShady May 20, 2016

jorbick

cool fucking guy he is known for the guy that has had sex at least one time with every girl in your school, yeah that guy. Total chad, amazing body, stays very humble though. He often is confused with a goblin based on his voice and mannerisms, a very cool guy nonetheless.

damn look at jorbick he is such a jorbick

by royal slave of jorbick April 29, 2019

jorick

A fifty feet tall turkish nigga who often wears hipster glasses, and smells like bananas.

Look he's such a Jorick.
Kill him with fire!

by tulbandkoe October 28, 2013

Jordicat

Jordi-cat

An extremely cute male creature that resembles a cat with his pair of coolest eyes ever and little side smile he puts on when he looks at Val.

You're such a Jordicat!

Awww Val <3

by Valleyyycat August 24, 2017

Jordiche

A human male characterized by wearing a leather jacket, unbuttoned dress shirt, with slicked-back hair, and is often of Greek or Arabic lineage.

That guy over there with his hand on that girl's ass is such a jordiche!

by Jeff Jackson April 23, 2006

Joedick

Used for names to call people who are assholes, and rednecks.

Wow, look at that poor Joedick.

by Dicktittles March 9, 2011

Jorick

A person that is really sweet, but doesn't say the smartest things.

The stood in the back of the line when brains were handed out.

Person 1: 'Human's only have 1 nostril'
Person 2: 'wow you're really a Jorick'

by thenamelesslucifer April 27, 2018