A person who is so infatuated over the idea of Jordan that they believe no other player can ever compare to him. Despite overwhelming evidence and statistical proof, these people refuse to acknowledge that other players (Kareem, Bill Russel, Wilt Chamberlain, Oscar Robinson, LeBron James, etc.) have accomplished more than Michael Jordan. Most of these people have never a Jordan game.

"Dude, you never seen a Jordan game, but you say he's the greatest... you a jordansexual. Get off his nuts."

Jordansexual by MichaelJordanTheGoatLOL May 17, 2017

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Jordansexual

JordanSexual - Being attracted to the YouTuber JordanHatesLife.

John: What’s ur sexuality?

Bob: I’m Jordansexual!

John: What the fuck?

Jordansexual by JordanHL May 6, 2021

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A jordan sexual is a type of fan in the nba community that dickrides Micheal Jordan to the fullest extent. These fans are mostly old heads that brag about how good the 90s were and they say "jordan went 6-0 in the finals" in every argument. They dont use facts or stats in their arguments. They use feelings over facts. These people are also the biggest LeBron haters on planet Earth. They hate on LeBron for having a 4-6 finals record but always defend Micheal Jordan for losing in the first round. They have no knowledge of basketball.

Skip Bayless: Jordan went 6-0 in the finals and LeBron is 4-6, Jordans the greatest, and LeBron sucks.
Yeah Skip Bayless is the biggest Jordansexual ever.

Jordansexual by anonymous January 13, 2021

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Jordansexual

The typical dickrider in the NBA community that mentions Jordan 6-0. These dickriders steady have jordans cum on their lips. Their biggest fear is facts and they run away from it. They use feeling over facts all the time. Have social media accounts dedicated to another human. Most jordansexuals are bron haters.

Jordansexuals record W-L: 0-infinite
Jordansexuals age: 12 yr olds with their phones on maximum

Jordansexuals residence: Moms basement
Jordansexuals crush: Big daddy Jordan, also the Lord and savior
Jordansexuals stepdad: LeBron
Jordansexuals sexuality: Gay

Guy 1: these jordansexuals mad gay, they cant get enough of Bron and Jordan
Guy 2: Ong

Jordansexual by almighty.wes October 2, 2020

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jordanscherrycoke

Most hot sexiest kpop account I’ve ever met, she’s funny and serious at the same timeZ

Jordanscherrycoke is so hot and she doesn’t like white people

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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