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Jordanphobia

The fear of spending the rest of your life in Jordan.

Common symptoms of this disorder include constant anxiety, inability to concentrate, loss of appetite, and frequent nightmares about not being able to leave Jordan.

I think I just realized what's wrong with me. I have Jordanphobia.

by plsgetmeoutofhere August 5, 2021

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jordanphobia

A fear of people named Jordan, or anyone named Jordan in general.

Person One: "Hey, have you seen Jordan?"
Person Two: "They scare me, I HAVE JORDANPHOBIA!"

by jordanarino March 6, 2021

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