jordadism

the cult of people named Jordan and none of them are straight and every night they gather and all have sex in a red pries and there are at least 12 per session to join jordadsim u must be gay and underage. ( you can also be bi ) if you would like to join please call the number ( +1 ( 315 ) 922 0298 ) and enjoy.

Yo Bitch Im In Jordadism

by FUCKJORDAN May 14, 2020

Michael Jordanism

The following of the great Michael Jordan who led the Bulls to six NBA Championships in the 1990's.

Screw my former religion. I'm converting to Michael Jordanism. At least we know he's real.

by bullstown4life June 15, 2010

Jordanism

A sacred religion which all shall hail the mighty one name "Jordan" and worship the ground he stands upon. If you do not obey him you will perish in the fiery ashes of hell with the other nonbelievers.

Guy #1: Hey you wanna go to church tomorrow?
Guy#2: Sorry, I am apart of Jordanism, so I can't attend!

by ThatDankFart2 August 14, 2017

Jordasm

1:a orgasm given by a person named jordan
2:a really hot chick

OMG!! i just had an jordasm

by Jordasm January 3, 2008

Jordanise

To Jordanise something one must be witty and be prepared for anything. To Jordanise something one takes a serious situation (e.g. death) and turns it into something funny. The problem with this method is that when one makes it funny only s/he and certain audiences will laugh. Many people can either be offended or hate the sayer for life but no matter what you say it will be worth the face of the loser you make fun of.

Person 1: We were so close, I loved her and she loved me I...I don't know were it went wrong.
Person 2: Dude, it's okay. Come here.
Person 2: I don't think i'll last without her, please I need your help.
Person 1: Shhh It will all be okay.
Person 2: Thank you.
Person 1: SUCKS TO BE YOU YOUR GIRLFRIEND LEFT YOU!
Person 2: WHAT!
Person 3: BITCH JUST GOT JORDANISED!

by met388 August 16, 2009

Jordanism

someone who worship screaming and moaning during sex

Jay and Beth enjoys jordanism during night

by Steve job's August 30, 2018

Jordanism

A word, or a phrase that will utter a complete shock on everyone else .

“I’m gonna go *** myself

What did you just do a jordanism

by Word bukkake December 11, 2021