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You are jopenso af
Jopenso by Lifesucker July 20, 2018
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jopet • jopeth • Jopett • Jope • jolette • japetto • jobet • Joeeta • Joetallica • Joetard
When one thinks of something and proceeds to speak of the desired object, thus increasing the desire for the object.
Dude, I am really joveting some kool aid right now.
Josetts are caring, sweet girls. They have big beautiful sparkling eyes and have the most amazing smile. Josett will light up your day and make you the happiest person alive. Josett isnt the most popular but has all the friends she needs. She makes the best gf, shes cuddly and romantic but can be very kinky. Break her heart and she gets payback.
Guy 1: Damn that girl is ho-ot
Guy 2: I heard shes a total weirdo in bed
Guy 1: Whats her name?
Girl 1: Shes gorgeous right? Her names Josett, shes so sweet
Girl 2: Yeah, but if you break her heart she'll break your face
Josett by Darlin777 November 16, 2017

JoeTheIronCar 

The greatest youtuber to ever walk this land. He gobbles poone like no other.
What youtuber gobbles the most poone JoeTheIronCar.
JoeTheIronCar by Juice master69420 October 8, 2022
She is honest and will tell you like it is and only those that she truly cares about get the honesty with sugar coating. Once she wants something or someone, she’s like a bulldog…digs her teeth in until she gets what she wants or an answer as to why she can’t have it. She is adventurous and always looking to find new things to explore. She doesn’t want much out of life. Just enough money to be comfortable, a job that doesn’t bore her and a man that likes to explore with her. She has a brain that doesn’t shut down. She’s always good to keep a conversation going and really good at getting people to tell her the things they don’t share with others. She can be trusted to keep what she knows to herself and to know when not to ask.
"Hey you don't have to tell me what happend last night. It really isn't any of business, but just know I'm here for you". Joette said.
"No, I know I can trust you. First, he said....". Person who usually keeps to themselves.
Joette by crafty13 August 30, 2010
jopito is basically anything dirty / raunchy.

or, it is a mexican snack, according to jnl.
girl : i want to jopito your jopito!

boy : okay, jopito.

OR...

yum! i love jopitos!
jopito by kc foolz March 25, 2008
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Me: Poggers!
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