Joeeta

A terrible Valorant player who has ten online boyfriends and yoinked all their money for in game skins.
Overall 7/10 score

Joeeta: kys
Shiba: kys

by MonsterGobbler650 December 20, 2021

Joeeta

Joeeta means, the girl who always wins.. Victory always comes to her.. She's not the one to listen to others.. she's the one to lead.. She's the prettiest and smartest among all..You can beat her but not her fashion! Joeeta is the friendliest among all and can be friends with you easily..Joeeta is the person who can make anyone fall in love with her..the pure definition of Femme Fatale. Joeeta is hot. She's the one to concur in men's heart and life.. she's a best of friend and a great wife material..she can cook she can clean she can also be the CEO of her own life..Joeeta is passionate joeeta is serious about her career..No one can stop her chasing her dreams..She can play boys very well.. you'll never know that you're getting played but my boy you're..haha..The true definition of " She looks just like a dream, the prettiest girl I've ever seen!" Boys go crazy over her..Joeeta is a family girl..she priorities her family first..she is loved by all family, friends..those who don't like are are jealous of her! Joeeta is a person who is very romantic and when she loves a person she'll give him her whole heart.

Hey look, the stunning sizzling Joeeta is here!

by Christopher Alex November 24, 2023

Joseph Joestar

The main character of the second ark in the famous, ongoing manga series JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
The fourth JoJo of the Joestar bloodline beginning from George Joestar (the first) followed by Jonathan Joestar then George Joestar II.
Joseph's main weapon is Clacker Volley, but channels Hamon (which is primarily used for killing vampires) into it to increase its power and was used during most enemy encounters.

Joseph Joestar is famous for his tactical retreat, also known as nigerundayo

by KoolDashKid October 14, 2017

joestar

A 6 + ft muscular hunk, or in one case a rocking bad bitch, who are the descendants of a 6'4" English bear who enjoyed excessive homerotic posing, and had a wagon follow them around everywhere, only to fight a pasty ass vampire who is highkey his foster brother who lowkey wants to kill him and his bloodline. The Joestar's are proefficient in using their soul in the form of humanoid spirit things, and fighting others. The plot armor is strong with only one of these Joestars. Also, there's homoerotic posing if you didn't catch that.

Damn, Joseph Joestar can whammu all night ;)

by SONO CHI NO SADAME June 29, 2017

Joseph Joestar

The act of killing four aztec gods with a pair of clacking balls and a month of training.

joseph joestar sex

by cladymore74 September 13, 2020

Joestar Secret Technique

The Joestar Secret Technique is a technique that only the Joestar's know, it allows them to use this is in a time of need, this technique is used only for emergencies and only for emergencies.

Joseph Joestar has suddenly used the Joestar Secret Technique to escape from the ultimate being, Kars!

Joseph Joestar uses the first ever Joestar Secret Technique when he is up against Straizo, he yells out a simple phrase and begins to sprint away from the battle scene

by Johnny Joestar Has A Fetish February 11, 2020

Joseph joestar

Surviving many plane crashes,4 pillermen attacks two of which put rings on bodily organs, during world war 2, being friends with nazis,getting your hand bippity boppity booed out of existence ,still living to go on a 50 day adventures with your grandson,another high school student, your fortune teller friend a french guy and a dog, and killing a 100 year old vampire,then still living to help your other child whose a teenager and stopping a serial killer.

That mans such a joseph joestar he ain’t never gonna die

by Gyro Zeppeli June 10, 2020