joosen

the straight bulky ass fridge lookin bruh that gets straight up tina murphy on the weekend with the guys

Bubba joosen

joosen by bubbaroosen May 8, 2018

Joosey 

A Lifestyle
To be Joosey is to be free.

Cameron- "Hey guys!, Get Joosey"
TJ- "Get Joosey"
Max- "Get Joosey"
Jacob- "Get Joosey"

Joosey by JooseGod52 July 31, 2018

Josen 

In modern society, it is almost impossible to find a man who is sexy, intelligent, and kind. Researchers have searched far and wide to seek for the existence of such a man. Researchers has classified this rare breed as unicorns, but the public simply calls them Josen.

Girl 1 in UK: Did you know there was a rumour that a man can be hot, caring and smart?!
Girl 2 in UK: That's impossible... no man can contain those three attributes..
Girl 3 in UK: I read in a chatroom that there exists a Josen in Canada.
Girl 2 in UK: I already bought the plane ticket, let's find him.

Josen by fantasticAaron March 30, 2017

Joose Laugh 

Laughing hysterically and unreasonably after consuming the malt liquor drink "JOOSE." (aaaaahhhaahhaaaahhhaaa)

After drinking two jooses with the boys i had the sudden urge to Joose Laugh!

Joose Laugh by Connorjoose December 14, 2010

joosin' 

The act of receiving an alcohol enema, known as getting joosed.

Man, I could use a good joosin', I needs to get drunk from the bottom-up!

joosin' by Leeroy Jenkem February 24, 2009

joose nozzles 

Used in conjunction with a joose-bag, the joose nozzles are used singularly as a tip of which is inserted into the rectum. This is to facilitate the process of receiving an alcohol enema. This is commonly known as "getting joosed," due to the use of the Joose brand flavored and caffeinated alcohol beverage as the alcohol of choice.

The joose nozzle can be of varying size, diameter, and length, depending on the experience of the recipient.

Pictures of a joose nozzle can be found here (section 6):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enema

Hey Leeroy! Make sure you sanitize them joose nozzles before you stick any of em in your ass and get joosed!

joose nozzles by Leeroy Jenkem February 24, 2009

Joose

The nectar of the gods.

One joose and you're having a damn good time

Two jooses and you're fucked and a half

Three jooses and there is a good chance of you getting arrested.

Four jooses and you're one dead nigga.

"Yo are we drinkin Joose tonight?"

"Is that even a question? I want that purple stuff."

Joose by InconspicuousNigga December 2, 2009