joosen
the straight bulky ass fridge lookin bruh that gets straight up tina murphy on the weekend with the guys
Bubba joosen
joosen by bubbaroosen May 8, 2018
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Joosey
Joosey by JooseGod52 July 31, 2018
Josen
In modern society, it is almost impossible to find a man who is sexy, intelligent, and kind. Researchers have searched far and wide to seek for the existence of such a man. Researchers has classified this rare breed as unicorns, but the public simply calls them Josen.
Girl 1 in UK: Did you know there was a rumour that a man can be hot, caring and smart?!
Girl 2 in UK: That's impossible... no man can contain those three attributes..
Girl 3 in UK: I read in a chatroom that there exists a Josen in Canada.
Girl 2 in UK: I already bought the plane ticket, let's find him.
Girl 2 in UK: That's impossible... no man can contain those three attributes..
Girl 3 in UK: I read in a chatroom that there exists a Josen in Canada.
Girl 2 in UK: I already bought the plane ticket, let's find him.
Josen by fantasticAaron March 30, 2017
Joose Laugh
Laughing hysterically and unreasonably after consuming the malt liquor drink "JOOSE." (aaaaahhhaahhaaaahhhaaa)
Joose Laugh by Connorjoose December 14, 2010
joosin'
joosin' by Leeroy Jenkem February 24, 2009
joose nozzles
Used in conjunction with a joose-bag, the joose nozzles are used singularly as a tip of which is inserted into the rectum. This is to facilitate the process of receiving an alcohol enema. This is commonly known as "getting joosed," due to the use of the Joose brand flavored and caffeinated alcohol beverage as the alcohol of choice.
The joose nozzle can be of varying size, diameter, and length, depending on the experience of the recipient.
Pictures of a joose nozzle can be found here (section 6):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enema
The joose nozzle can be of varying size, diameter, and length, depending on the experience of the recipient.
Pictures of a joose nozzle can be found here (section 6):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enema
Hey Leeroy! Make sure you sanitize them joose nozzles before you stick any of em in your ass and get joosed!
joose nozzles by Leeroy Jenkem February 24, 2009
Joose
The nectar of the gods.
One joose and you're having a damn good time
Two jooses and you're fucked and a half
Three jooses and there is a good chance of you getting arrested.
Four jooses and you're one dead nigga.
One joose and you're having a damn good time
Two jooses and you're fucked and a half
Three jooses and there is a good chance of you getting arrested.
Four jooses and you're one dead nigga.
Joose by InconspicuousNigga December 2, 2009
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