1 definition by InconspicuousNigga

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The nectar of the gods.

One joose and you're having a damn good time

Two jooses and you're fucked and a half

Three jooses and there is a good chance of you getting arrested.

Four jooses and you're one dead nigga.
"Yo are we drinkin Joose tonight?"

"Is that even a question? I want that purple stuff."
by InconspicuousNigga December 02, 2009

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