Jontas

Someone that is a not very well liked.Can be annoying or just totally hateful.

I was walking home the other day with my friend...suddenly i saw a some bloke wearing very unfashionable attire, at which point i commmented to my friend, "what a Jontas that gimp is!". He agreed.

by Bob Hotley(Staarr) March 13, 2004

JOINTASTIK

🔥That the JOINT was rolled AWSMTASTIK or used to express that you're down for a JOINT💨

Vincent rolled that joint better than good.. JOINTASTIK
Let's toke this joint first..JOINTASTIK

by ClassicRonnie June 15, 2019

Jonas Brothers

Of all the boy bands and of all the Disney pop idols, the Jonas Brothers are the worst of the worst. They have unfortunately come back with a new album recently. Oh, and their music is NOT ROCK. We don't mean that as being something other than rock (as long as it's not something we're wholly, diametrically, unequivocally opposed to in and of itself), but NOT ROCK as in IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING CLOSE. Much like Avril Lavigne, Olivia Rodrigo, Pink and Kelly Clarkson, the Jonas Brothers represent the most embarrassing attempts to clone rock music out there.

Jonas Brothers Fan: The Jonas Brothers really are an awesome and a talented band. I'm proud of them. I don't hate anything about them! GO AWAY IF YOU HATE THE JONAS BROTHERS! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!

Anti-Pop Snob Who Has Taste: No! The Jonas Brothers are NOT talented and they are NOT awesome! They are manufactured, kid-friendly and mass-produced as hell! I can't believe America has enough idiots in it to let this crap become popular!

by Super Tips July 28, 2023

Jontavious

A charming, witty and caring person. His heart is big and he loves hard, despite his past. Funny and smart. A big brain to hold all the knowledge and words in. Tall and a mighty appetite. Reminds you of a panda bear. Big arms to wrap you tight in. Beat box King and a secret cat lover. Protective and polite. Sexiest man in your life.

Jontavious remembers big words after hearing them once.

by Maybutterfly December 20, 2016

Jonasism

The religion of worshipping the Jonas Brothers.

Me and Jimmy have recently converted to Jonasism.

Jonasism is the greatest, most elite religion there is!

by Zymbles April 1, 2019

My Name is Jonas

A song by Weezer which is their first song on their first album.

weezer fan 1: What are some good songs?
weezer fan 2: My name is jonas is a great song. U should listen to it.

by edwild22 March 1, 2009

Jentastic

a sensation one feels in the presence of a beautiful smart girl that is named Jen. The feeling is one of numbness and awe.

John gets a jentastic sensation everytime this one girl named Jen is nearby.

by John Duckworth May 18, 2008