LRS's definitions

surname

The last name in a pair of names, used mainly for people's names.

Jack Michaelson's surname is Michaelson.

by LRS November 14, 2004

dyxj

Mis-spelling of fuck.

Because of the prankster who screwed up the letters on his keyboard, Joe kept on writing "dyxj" instead of fuck.

by LRS November 14, 2004

huge cock

What women love to get up their ass and vagina.

Girl: OH YEAH! DON'T STOP! DON'T STOP! DON'T--- *faints*

by LRS July 8, 2004

bearded oysters

1. One of the many synomns for a female's vagina.
2. Pussy with hair around it.

Lick MAH bearded oyster!

by LRS April 2, 2004

barney

What we all here grew up on and now must make fun of to prove our manliness. By doing this we basically are as immature as 10-year old little boys.

Lol barney is eveil kay guys.

by LRS December 18, 2007

swagger

Your penis, dick, genitals; the scrotum; a Johnson; your special place, as House would call it.

Curtis got mad big swagger son.

by LRS June 13, 2007

conscience

The little voice in the back of your head that tells you somebody is watching.

Little Billy decided not to stroke his cash and prizes that night because, according to his conscience, Mommy was peeking in through the door.

by LRS February 22, 2007