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jonquie by Walk1nggh0st October 2, 2021
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Someone who is kind loves music, Art, and sports. Jonquez make their own destiny and chooses who they really are. They do not need anyone because they show their love to the world and live by example. They make many friends and make many memories. A Jonquez does not forget anyone in their past because everyone they meet gives teaches them a lesson. A Jonquez loves really hard and cares a lot even when people are not worthy. They love themselves without any doubt. WE WERE BORN TO BE STARS!!!
A Jonquez is born to be a Star!
jonquez by Jon'quez October 17, 2019
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A really smart, cool girl who reads a lot and talks a billion miles an hour about anything and everything.
Person 1: Woah, who was that girl? She just came over, talked to me about something, and ran away!
Person 2: Don't worry that's just Jonquil she does that a lot. You'll get over the hit-by-a-bus symptoms soon enough.
Jonquil by xxxyyyzzz September 2, 2013
A type of flower, including narcissus, and daffodils.
Daffodils (a type of Jonquil) are those yellow flowers with the cup-like things in the middle
jonquil by quillbug.hp.lover December 23, 2011
One of the greatest people anyone in the world can know. Probably the most hillarious person you will ever come across, but can be shy at times. A girl that puts everyone in front of herself and never expects anything in return. Very caring and loving.
Girl 1: It sounds like you need to talk to Jonquelle.

Girl 2: Yeah! She always says the right thing
Jonquelle by Teddybear2005 January 11, 2012
A slang word often used in place of a noun.
That jonque is dank!
Jonque by Raist February 7, 2007
Jonquitta is a fine ass girl that will give you her heart and she is a caring person very sweet and not really friendly but that's just quitta
Jonquitta
jonquitta by Jonquitta June 13, 2019
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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