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Jonnhi is Jonny and Nhi combined together (69) A Jonny is a skinny ass nigga. A Nhi is an inexpensive and affordable prostitute and a bo$$ of a clothing company. Two friends that have an attraction to eachother but can't be in an official relationship for whatever reason.
Jonnhi is love. Jonnhi is life.
Jonnhi? Jonnhi.
jonnhi by Badassbitch001 November 24, 2014

Jonnying 

Scavenging the shit out of someones food pantry leaving them with no more food and pissed off.
"Yo Marshawn lets go Jonnying at Millers house".
Jonnying by Tre'Shawn Deandre March 18, 2015
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Jonning it 

Smoking a cigarette all the way to the filter, and then possibly attempting to smoke the filter. Originated in Cedar, BC.
"Ew, shit, smoke that cigarette like a person. Why are you Jonning it?"
Jonning it by foolishwun June 25, 2009
A NAME FOR A GIRL MEANING "GODS GRACE"
STAR: HEY JONNICA WHAT DOES YOUR NAME MEAN?
JONNICA: GODS GRACE
STAR: THATS BEAUTIFUL

JONNICA: THANKS GIRL
JONNICA by CUBAN MISTRESS March 27, 2010
A beautiful , smart, sexy individual who doesn't give a fuck about what you think.
Man.. I wish i was more like jonnice
jonnice by jav December 4, 2013
Jonni is a guy name. But there's a lot of girls with this name. A girl who's name is Jonni is very gorgeous, beautiful, hot, sexy and pretty. It's kind of hard to please a Jonni, a Jonni doesn't like very many people. Jonni is very stylish, and probably every guy think's she is etleast cute. A Jonni has HUGE boobs, and a nice body. And Jonni's are usaully nice if she is in a good mood. And a Jonni is probably the biggest bitch if she's in a bad mood. And a Jonni never stop's smiling or laughing!!!!!!!
DAMN, I JUST SAW A JONNI!!!!!
Jonni by icanmakeyourbedROCK February 12, 2010
Jonni is worlds best boy, he is the most amazing person you can meet, he is kind, a gentelman, the best, cute, romantic, funny, sexy, he's got a lot of muscles, he's irreplaceable and is what girls like to call "Tall, Dark and Handsome".

He is a real catch and such a stud! Jon is the friend to have when you need someone to talk to, or to cuddle with. He is a listener, he understands you and will always be there for you. He's really a keeper!!

Jonni is a boy that everybody loves and want to get to know, especially the jenny's, they adore him.

You cant do anything but fancy this guy, Jonni!
boy1: "who is that boy, he's freakin' awesome"
Boy2: "Thats Jonni, he is the best"

girl1: "that is the most handsome boy I ever seen!!"
girl2: "I saw him first!"
Jonni by vpdlove22 April 7, 2012
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