Jonker

To purposely trigger oneself by bringing up past embarrassing and/or upsetting events without prompting from others. An individual will often bring up a subject or person as a joke to their friends, and subsequently hurt their own feelings.

“Stop jonkering yourself mate!”
“You have to forget about him, it’s just gonna jonker you all over again.”

by Jessikah June 23, 2021

Jonker

Anthing, refers to a noun. Also can be a celery joint.

You are a dirty jonker!
What the jonk are you doing?
I need the hook up on some jonk!

by Timmy from the Streets October 9, 2003

Jonker

A very stuck up teacher.

That Teacher is Such a Jonker!

by TyphoonOfNoise June 20, 2016

Jonker

An individual who indulges in jonkilating their schmeat with face paint on.

"You have the features of a Jonker, you backdoor porpoise!"

by Ranuncolo June 11, 2024

Jonker

A word referring to someone who is big or fat originating from stan twitter.

Person 1: Nicki Minaj gained so much weight…
Person 2: Yeah, she’s a jonker!

by GlitteryHNeedle February 9, 2024

jonker bonkers

When something is so insanely huge, the go to word for describing it is jonker bonkers

guy 1: Did you see that large man eating cheetos and wearing small clothes?
guy 2: yeah, he is totally jonker bonkers

by EDSSmeme February 14, 2018

Wonker Jonker

Phrase meaning fucked up or janky object, place or being. Also used as wonky jonky, wonky jonk, or wonker jonkers. Originating in Columbus, Ohio

The soap dispenser is all wonker jonkers.

by e you know June 30, 2016