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Jonker

An individual who indulges in jonkilating their schmeat with face paint on.
"You have the features of a Jonker, you backdoor porpoise!"
by Ranuncolo June 11, 2024
mugGet the Jonkermug.

I need a medic bag

A commonly used Payday 2 joke. It comes from the most epik man in Payday.
Example: Someone gets hurt and says "AHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG" or "AHHH IM DYING SOMEBODY DROP A MEDIC BAG"
by Ranuncolo October 4, 2022
mugGet the I need a medic bagmug.

Polish Whisper

It's like an Irish whisper but an entire decibel louder. For Polish people whispering in such a fashion and people talking to said Pole.
*Insert Name here* Just gave me the Polish whisper telling me that my fly is down Infront of all those women
by Ranuncolo June 5, 2023
mugGet the Polish Whispermug.

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