Definitions by Ranuncolo

Jonker 

An individual who indulges in jonkilating their schmeat with face paint on.

"You have the features of a Jonker, you backdoor porpoise!"

Jonker by Ranuncolo June 11, 2024

Polish Whisper

It's like an Irish whisper but an entire decibel louder. For Polish people whispering in such a fashion and people talking to said Pole.

*Insert Name here* Just gave me the Polish whisper telling me that my fly is down Infront of all those women

Polish Whisper by Ranuncolo June 5, 2023

I need a medic bag 

A commonly used Payday 2 joke. It comes from the most epik man in Payday.

Example: Someone gets hurt and says "AHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG" or "AHHH IM DYING SOMEBODY DROP A MEDIC BAG"

I need a medic bag by Ranuncolo October 4, 2022