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Jonese is a very unique name first of all

& she is so kind and loyal but she can be rude if u get in her way. Jonese is into bad boys so she loves a good challenge in her relationships. she believes in god and she loves her bestfriend almost all the boys/girls are obsessed with her well like 10-15 boys/girls she has lots of friends. But she keeps her circle very small. She will trust you but if you break her trust that’s the end of it for you. Don’t mess with a JONESE instead of pissing her off once you find one keep her CLOSE.
Person 1 : dang she cute

Person 2 : it must be a jonese
Jonese by Lunatics Exists November 21, 2021
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A very beautiful girl with the biggest heart. she's very intelligent and smart. She's always there for people and always makes them happy. she's one of the strongest people in the world and deals with her problems by herself
hi it's jonese
jonese by anonymous November 24, 2021

Park JongSeong 

Also known as Jay, is a korean-american singer from the group Enhypen, his many talents go from singing to dancing and even rapping, what a man! On September 18, 2020, he ranked 2nd place by global votes and became a member of the boy group ENHYPEN.
Park JongSeong is the loml
Wow, Park JongSeong is so handsome
Park JongSeong by jaysgf June 1, 2021

jughead jones 

Literally the hottest person ever, has a sad past, and underrated.
"Idk just he's from riverdale, Jughead jones."
jughead jones by Camtheswag May 24, 2017

Jughead Jones 

A very attractive, and smart young man. His real name is Forsythe Pendleton Jones III. He is a very talented writer, and he's also quite cute. (Notice me senpai) He is dating Betty Cooper, and is also good friends with Veronica Lodge and Archie Andrews.
Jughead: It's called Necrophilia, Reggie. Can you spell it?
Reggie: Jughead Jones, I swear to god...

Stoney Jones 

Hitting a spectacular golf shot from a considerable distance away. A combination of knocking one "stone dead". And paying tribute to legendary golfer Bobby Jones.
When John hit that 3 iron in from 210 yards out for double eagle, we all yelled," Stoney Jones!". And drank a shot.
Stoney Jones by jdub31979 January 11, 2012

Davy Jones' Gravy 

Davy Jones' Gravy is a dark, murky fecal/water combination that is the result of a particularly non-solid bowel movement, obscuring from vision all below it's putrid depths. Commonly found in public restrooms and port-o-potties.
I went to use the outhouse at the construction site, but it was so full that my balls dipped into Davy Jones' Gravy when I sat down.
Davy Jones' Gravy by Hammer of Jesus February 14, 2017
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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