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a sexy beast that can be a slag
omd jonasus u slag
jonasus by mrnitrodown July 6, 2011
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Jonasism 

Me and Jimmy have recently converted to Jonasism.

Jonasism is the greatest, most elite religion there is!
Jonasism by Zymbles April 1, 2019
Angelica: OMGSH! Look at Nicks JONASS!
Andi: No, i swear, Kevins is way better.
Pamela: But Joe's Jonass is firmer....
jonass by lyssasauruss April 10, 2008

jonasisdumb 

A person on tiktok that goes by the name of Jonasisdumb
Hey did you see Jonasisdumb on tiktok!
jonasisdumb by Crazy8boy October 27, 2019

Emilija Jonauskaitė 

The dumbest bitch to exist, but is a whole damn snack. She's thiccer than a snicker (damn) and obviously fitter than u. Don't mess w her, or else prepare a place in the graveyard. She's looking for a bf, that is as hot as her.
Is she Emilija Jonauskaitė?
Oh fuck, look at her. She's thiccer than a snicker, boy.

Jonasshole  

a gym where kids do flips
and some crazy ass shit
we call this place home
we call this place jonasshole gymnastics<3

the children there call eachother jonassholes.
they are jonass hoes and bros



Jonasshole created and originated by Belle Verdon.
Hey Grant are you going to Jonasshole later?
Yeah, what about you Belle?
Of course when do I not?!
Jonasshole by A Jonasshole. February 7, 2009
A very intelligent woman that is related to Jessica Elizabeth. Also note how gorgeous she is.
Jonasu by sassyshorts January 12, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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