Jonasu
Jonasu by sassyshorts January 12, 2009
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Jonas Brothers
Of all the boy bands and of all the Disney pop idols, the Jonas Brothers are the worst of the worst. They have unfortunately come back with a new album recently. Oh, and their music is NOT ROCK. We don't mean that as being something other than rock (as long as it's not something we're wholly, diametrically, unequivocally opposed to in and of itself), but NOT ROCK as in IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING CLOSE. Much like Avril Lavigne, Olivia Rodrigo, Pink and Kelly Clarkson, the Jonas Brothers represent the most embarrassing attempts to clone rock music out there.
Jonas Brothers Fan: The Jonas Brothers really are an awesome and a talented band. I'm proud of them. I don't hate anything about them! GO AWAY IF YOU HATE THE JONAS BROTHERS! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!
Anti-Pop Snob Who Has Taste: No! The Jonas Brothers are NOT talented and they are NOT awesome! They are manufactured, kid-friendly and mass-produced as hell! I can't believe America has enough idiots in it to let this crap become popular!
Anti-Pop Snob Who Has Taste: No! The Jonas Brothers are NOT talented and they are NOT awesome! They are manufactured, kid-friendly and mass-produced as hell! I can't believe America has enough idiots in it to let this crap become popular!
Jonas Brothers by Super Tips July 28, 2023
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Jonasism
Me and Jimmy have recently converted to Jonasism.
Jonasism is the greatest, most elite religion there is!
Jonasism is the greatest, most elite religion there is!
My Name is Jonas
weezer fan 1: What are some good songs?
weezer fan 2: My name is jonas is a great song. U should listen to it.
weezer fan 2: My name is jonas is a great song. U should listen to it.
My Name is Jonas by edwild22 March 1, 2009
jonasia
Jonasia is a beautiful girl, who is also smart and intelligent. Athletic and jockey, but is also about her work. Jonasia is a girl who's mixed with the best and the worst it'll amaze you.... she's the kindest girl you'll ever meet, she looks out for everyone and gets hurt really fast.
Jonasia is a Beaty
Jonas
A gift from god himself
A gift that will look after his friends and usually doesnt get angry
has a mega cock
A gift that will look after his friends and usually doesnt get angry
has a mega cock
Jonas by NotEthrealAdonis December 22, 2020
Jonas Fangirl
These are the girls who aren't real fans. They're incredibly annoying, have never looked at a dictionary, and tend to abuse the caps lock key. Mainly in the tween age group, it is very easy to tell when one is a Jonas Fangirl.
They are obsessed with the Jonas Brothers looks, and get mad when someone dates a Jonas Brother (other than themselves.)
Occasionally, they even yell at other fangirls who think a certain Jonas is theirs, which has led to many arguments. If someone says their opinion and happen to not like the Jonas Brothers in any way, the fangirls have a spaz attack and attempt to insult the other person with unintelligent remarks.
Not to be mistaken for a NJF (normal Jonas fan.)
They are obsessed with the Jonas Brothers looks, and get mad when someone dates a Jonas Brother (other than themselves.)
Occasionally, they even yell at other fangirls who think a certain Jonas is theirs, which has led to many arguments. If someone says their opinion and happen to not like the Jonas Brothers in any way, the fangirls have a spaz attack and attempt to insult the other person with unintelligent remarks.
Not to be mistaken for a NJF (normal Jonas fan.)
Guy: I don't like the Jonas Brothers music, they suck at singing.
NJF: Oh. I like their singing, but that's your opinion.
Jonas Fangirl: OMGGG THEY R SOOO GREAT U R JUST JELOUS CUZ I BET U CANT SINGG ND THEY R PERFCT SOOOOOOOOOOO HAWTTT AND LYKE THEY HAV PURTY RINGS SO THEY R BETTER THEN U.U DONT NO GUD MUSIC SO F*** OFF YOU GAY F**!!!!!1!!11ONE!
NJF: Oh. I like their singing, but that's your opinion.
Jonas Fangirl: OMGGG THEY R SOOO GREAT U R JUST JELOUS CUZ I BET U CANT SINGG ND THEY R PERFCT SOOOOOOOOOOO HAWTTT AND LYKE THEY HAV PURTY RINGS SO THEY R BETTER THEN U.U DONT NO GUD MUSIC SO F*** OFF YOU GAY F**!!!!!1!!11ONE!
Jonas Fangirl by AlexaJ October 20, 2008
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