jonald

The act of urinating on everything in a stranger's bathroom.

That party was so lame last night. I made sure to give em the ol' jonald before I left.

by dillard carr January 12, 2016

jonald

The act of urinating on everything in a bathroom.

Man, this party sucks! I'm going to give them the jonald before I leave.

by dillard carr January 25, 2016

Jonald McRonaldson

a man who shits in urinals then eats it

random mexican: whoaa jefe theres sum wack ass foo up in the jawn eatin sum shit outta a urinal
random caucasian: must be a jonald mcronaldson

by negromongler6969 July 26, 2019

Jonald Palmer Beer

Beverage: Beer .
Half Blue Moon and Half Shock top with a Small amount of Orange juice .

Hey Bartender can I please have a Jonald Palmer beer

by Stash222 March 11, 2023

Jonald

A man who hires a prostitute and pays her twice to keep their interaction secret.

The American people elected a Jonald as their president.

by somenamethatslongenoughthatnoo May 10, 2025