jonald

The act of urinating on everything in a stranger's bathroom.

That party was so lame last night. I made sure to give em the ol' jonald before I left.

by dillard carr January 12, 2016

jonald

The act of urinating on everything in a bathroom.

Man, this party sucks! I'm going to give them the jonald before I leave.

by dillard carr January 25, 2016

Jonald McRonaldson

a man who shits in urinals then eats it

random mexican: whoaa jefe theres sum wack ass foo up in the jawn eatin sum shit outta a urinal
random caucasian: must be a jonald mcronaldson

by negromongler6969 July 26, 2019

Jonald Palmer Beer

Beverage: Beer .
Half Blue Moon and Half Shock top with a Small amount of Orange juice .

Hey Bartender can I please have a Jonald Palmer beer

by Stash222 March 11, 2023

Jonald

Jumping out of the window due to stress and or depression.

Oh my god! He is jonalding.
The man failed from the exam, a jonald thought came to his mind.

by Butumomalaggu November 14, 2025

Jonald

A man who hires a prostitute and pays her twice to keep their interaction secret.

The American people elected a Jonald as their president.

by somenamethatslongenoughthatnoo May 10, 2025