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The act of urinating on everything in a stranger's bathroom.

That party was so lame last night. I made sure to give em the ol' jonald before I left.

jonald by dillard carr January 12, 2016

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jonald

The act of urinating on everything in a bathroom.

Man, this party sucks! I'm going to give them the jonald before I leave.

jonald by dillard carr January 25, 2016

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Jonald

A man who hires a prostitute and pays her twice to keep their interaction secret.

The American people elected a Jonald as their president.

Jonald by somenamethatslongenoughthatnoo May 10, 2025

Jonald

Jumping out of the window due to stress and or depression.

Oh my god! He is jonalding.
The man failed from the exam, a jonald thought came to his mind.

Jonald by Butumomalaggu November 14, 2025

Jonald McRonaldson

a man who shits in urinals then eats it

random mexican: whoaa jefe theres sum wack ass foo up in the jawn eatin sum shit outta a urinal
random caucasian: must be a jonald mcronaldson

Jonald McRonaldson by negromongler6969 July 26, 2019

Jonald Palmer Beer

Beverage: Beer .
Half Blue Moon and Half Shock top with a Small amount of Orange juice .

Hey Bartender can I please have a Jonald Palmer beer

Jonald Palmer Beer by Stash222 March 11, 2023

Jonalyn

a super woman! she's very sweet and gentle, but also a bad b*tch, she make flames with only one look. Funny and carismatic girl with a very sense of humor. Very loyal and rich of treasure and secret.

They: "Hey Jonalyn, you look so great!"

Jonalyn by Queensy November 22, 2021

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026