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Jolmer is a divine alcoholic, a real natos and is possibly the only drug user in his amazing totally not lame town.

“Sta ik strak???”
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jolmer by Hasjkoning709 November 20, 2021

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Jomer

A smart, active and serious guy who loves to roam and play outside all the time.

Chilling inside but roaring outside.

Don't mess with Jomer or else you'll mess with a dragon.

Jomer by noeladna19 November 20, 2019

Related Words

jolmer • jolmero • Jelmer • joller • jilmer • joler • joler el erizo • Joomer • jalmer • jelmerception

Joller

Substitution for Holler or Holla (made popular in the early 2000s with such hits as Holla by Jay-Z, Holla by Ghostface Killa, Holla @ Cha' Boy by Ice Cube, and various lyrics by Missy Misdemeanor Elliott)

Variations:
- (n) Jolleration
- (adj) Jolleratory
- (pt) Jollered

"Joller if you hear me"

"- Meet me at the bar at 8
- True, I'll Joller"

"Joller back"

"Joller at me, blood"

Joller by Strug9 4ya April 23, 2009

Josmery

A sexy indivual who is beautiful , smart , funny , and amazing . Someone who is confident and doesnt care about drama.

I wish i was a Josmery !

Josmery by Jossssssy July 6, 2011

Jelmer

A ship between Elmer and Jenny two cute and hot people in the CraftingVegeto’s server who secretly love each other but too scared to admit it.

Jelmer is pretty hot

Jelmer by Erentheidot February 22, 2020

Jomeroom

Homeroom in Spanish with a ridiculously cool accent..

this morning in jomeroom, pablo and carlos played guitar for the morning announcements....

Jomeroom by Egg007 February 9, 2010

Joemer

Joemer is a person who isn't afraid too express how they feel. Often very sexy, independent, flirty, and down too earth until you get on their bad side. Joemer is someone who loves unconditionally for someone he really cares about. he goes out his way too listen too others personal issues too give out advice from his own personal past experiences. Joemer often has a different kind of mindset that you couldn't mind anywhere else. Joemer's maturity level is often shown threw the words he speaks and his actions come too show. Joemer fights for what/who he wants and won't stop until he gets it, he doesn't give up easy, he will wait a thousand years for someone he truly sees himself with. May have a bit of attitude or maybe ALOT with some anger issues because of his past but he always seems too find the positive side of things.
I find Joemer too be very intelligent.

Joemer is someone I'd look for in a person because he can be there for me emotionally, physically, financially, and care for me no matter what.

Joemer by -synz, 2016 June 8, 2021

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026