jalmer

Large testosterone filled man, who has an extra y chromosome. He likes to throw thing and make racial slurs, but also enjoys beating up his bros. Basically any giant that was blessed with this name is destined for greatness

who was that? thats Jalmer, watch out for that flying rock!

by whiteskinnykid June 14, 2011

jamera

She is a cool and outgoing girl. She is very shy at first, but once you get to know her she is a blast to be around. There is never a dull moment in your life if you know her.

My life is so dull, man I need to get myself a Jamera!

by eat rocks January 15, 2017

Toe Jammer

Doo-Wop

Mammot: Bum
Toe Jammer: Doo
Mammot: Bum Bum
Toe Jammer: Doo-wop
Mammot: Bum
Toe Jammer: Doo
Mammot: Bum
Fwog: Wahwawawawawa

by FartSmella22 June 2, 2021

epic jamer moment

The single best moment in a persons life where they have truely reached max potential, i reached my jamer momement at the first climax scene in dora the explorer(but it has to be the live action movie). Until one has reached there true max potential they can no longer create an unlimited source of Thanos power. There are several more requirements, i will list them now, 1. you must have god on speed dial, but not your pussy god, i am talking about allah our savior, 2. you must be a brownie, at least 42,069 hours of watch time, 3. you have to have gotten blown by the aflac duck or the geeco lizard, 4. you must have three dads, 5. have all knowing god tier fortnite emotes irl, 6. must have built the lego death star twice, 7. and most importantly you have to have to let shrek take your virginity. If you fit the requirements congratulations you have reached peak human evolution and can now have consensual intercourse with Shane Dawsons cat.

I met a pack of Jamers they smited me with the power of Thanos, my dogs corpse was the only thing left. That was when I reached an epic jamer moment

by Thee Epic Jamer April 26, 2019

jaimere

A black man with a 8 inch penis also is a great widowmaker player in overwatch.

Jaimere

by Bill Nyxe December 22, 2016

clam jammer

An individual who clam jams, in other words an individual who prevents a female from getting some hot action whether intentionally or unintentionally. A clam jam is a common maneuver in the lesbian community, but can also be applied when a girl is trying to hook up with a guy. While clam jamming is an effective form of birth control it is frowned upon in most societies.

wendy: Dang i was totally gonna get some last night till that kid's friend ended up being a stupid clam jammer.

wendy's friend: Rude!

wendy: Whateva i'm over it

by Whateva!! February 9, 2010

Jelmer

A ship between Elmer and Jenny two cute and hot people in the CraftingVegeto’s server who secretly love each other but too scared to admit it.

Jelmer is pretty hot

by Erentheidot February 22, 2020