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Joemer is a person who isn't afraid too express how they feel. Often very sexy, independent, flirty, and down too earth until you get on their bad side. Joemer is someone who loves unconditionally for someone he really cares about. he goes out his way too listen too others personal issues too give out advice from his own personal past experiences. Joemer often has a different kind of mindset that you couldn't mind anywhere else. Joemer's maturity level is often shown threw the words he speaks and his actions come too show. Joemer fights for what/who he wants and won't stop until he gets it, he doesn't give up easy, he will wait a thousand years for someone he truly sees himself with. May have a bit of attitude or maybe ALOT with some anger issues because of his past but he always seems too find the positive side of things.
I find Joemer too be very intelligent.
Joemer is someone I'd look for in a person because he can be there for me emotionally, physically, financially, and care for me no matter what.
Joemer by -synz, 2016 June 8, 2021
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A smart, active and serious guy who loves to roam and play outside all the time.

Chilling inside but roaring outside.
Don't mess with Jomer or else you'll mess with a dragon.
Jomer by noeladna19 November 20, 2019
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A joepert is a person who defends the choices he or she made after they prove to be bad decisions. They will often go to great lengths and convoluted explanations to convince people that the choice they made was correct although they are already suffering from the negative effects.
He told his wife that she was fat. He still thinks it was the right thing to do even though he now lives on the street. He is such a joepert.
joepert by Matsumatsu February 11, 2015
A sexy indivual who is beautiful , smart , funny , and amazing . Someone who is confident and doesnt care about drama.
I wish i was a Josmery !
Josmery by Jossssssy July 6, 2011

Joemarie 

Joemarie is a dedicated and hardworking person. He is humble and sometimes forgets how great he is in everything he does. He is excellent indeed. In addition, Joemarie values his parents, friends, colleagues and loved ones. Also, he has a lot of friends because of his personality. Sometimes, his friends will not remember him but Joemarie will always remember them. Rarely you will find someone who hates him (if there is maybe he/she is jealous of him). Moreover, Joemarie finds time to improve himself. There are times that it's uneasy for him to hear criticism but sooner or later he'll accept it and ponder where to improve. He may not be perfect but he is work in progress.
Joemarie is a dedicated and hardworking person. He is humble and sometimes forgets how great he is in everything he does. He is excellent indeed. In addition, Joemarie values his parents, friends, colleagues and loved ones. Also, he has a lot of friends because of his personality. Sometimes, his friends will not remember him but Joemarie will always remember them. Rarely you will find someone who hates him (if there is maybe he/she is jealous of him). Moreover, Joemarie finds time to improve himself. There are times that it's uneasy for him to hear criticism but sooner or later he'll accept it and ponder where to improve. He may not be perfect but he is work in progress.
Joemarie by Aries69 June 7, 2021

Joeserver Effect 

Similar to the observer effect in physics, the very act of one person saying they will attend an event can cause all other people who were going to attend to change their minds. Has been known to ruin entire parties.
<Dave> Man, this party is going to be awesome, are you guys coming?
<Adrian> I'll be there
<Joe> I'm coming!
<Adrian> Actually wait, I just realised I had something on
<Dave> Damn, the Joeserver effect!

joementia 

A name for a politician who shows some evidence of mental decline that is not reported on -- or is actively concealed -- by media. It's namesake, President Joe Biden, is a very good example. Paul von Hindenburg was as well.
Joementia seemed lost at his recent town hall, but media cherrypicked his strongest answers for their clips.
joementia by CactusFrame October 27, 2021
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