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jollying 

a word used instead of masturbating.
usually used in context with a female wanting to masturbate, but not wanting to say "masturbate".
Justine is jollying right now, so I would knock first before you go into her room.
jollying by Hayden Mckay January 20, 2011
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Jollying it up

Gay expression used by crackers like fizzle
I was jollying it up in the gay bar with barry
Jollying it up by Barry h September 25, 2006

Jellying 

Trying to have sex with a girl using a limp penis.
1. "I was stressed and I couldn't get my dick hard, so I started jellying her instead."
Jellying by Lambcriesatnight March 15, 2010
The act of deflecting criticism with irrelevant accusations.
“Hey, I was just wondering if we could turn off kitchen appliances when we’re done.”

“Well maybe you should pay your child support

“You’re totally Jillying me again”
Jillying by Trucky Beave February 3, 2018

Jillying the Jane 

When you eat too many jelly beans and you have a fat shit that comes out multi-coloured and cracks the porcelain of the toilet
“ I enjoy jillying the jane

Jellying 

a dancing genre for overweight people
when an overweight person dances around whilst with a group of people, they are said to be jellying around.
Jellying by itsallaboutme123 December 8, 2010

Jellying 

When a person at a concert is trying to dance and sing along but is incredibly off beat and usually mouthing the wrong words. The opposite of jamming.
"I'm never taking Derek to a concert again. He was jellying all over the place with no sense of direction or rhythm."

"Do you see the guy with his hippie girlfriend in front of us?"
"Yeah, he's really spreading out his jelly!"
"Couldn't agree more, man Phish is awesome!"
Jellying by 802dan January 2, 2010
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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