2 definitions by Hayden Mckay

marf

A contraction of the words muff and barf. Muff meaning vagina and barf meaning....barf. Slang for the technical term vaginal vomit.

Will can you clean up the couch? Your girlfriend and all her STDs left some marf on it the last time you guys boned.

by Hayden Mckay March 9, 2011

a word used instead of masturbating.
usually used in context with a female wanting to masturbate, but not wanting to say "masturbate".

Justine is jollying right now, so I would knock first before you go into her room.

by Hayden Mckay January 18, 2011