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The act of deflecting criticism with irrelevant accusations.
“Hey, I was just wondering if we could turn off kitchen appliances when we’re done.”

“Well maybe you should pay your child support”

“You’re totally Jillying me again”
Jillying by Trucky Beave February 3, 2018
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Jillying the Jane 

When you eat too many jelly beans and you have a fat shit that comes out multi-coloured and cracks the porcelain of the toilet
“ I enjoy jillying the jane

Jilling-off 

Jilling-off is a slang term for female masturbation. Jilling-off is the female equivalent of a male jacking-off.
I learned to start knocking after I walked in on my roommate, violently jilling-off with her vibrator.
Jilling-off by Melancholy Babydoll September 14, 2016

jilling off 

Gabriella was in her room jilling off.
jilling off by whatadickhead August 4, 2016
"You girls keep on Jilling until everyone sleeps on a wet spot!"
Jilling by advocates diaboli March 17, 2017

Boston jilling 

The female act of touching herself furtively in the privates while fully clothed; so-called because of the reputation Bostonians have for sexual inhibitions and hypocrisy.
It was a long and boring guy flick, so I entertained myself by Boston jilling during it. I don't think my guy was the wiser, as he was too intent on the action.
Boston jilling by Nora O'Shaughnessy November 19, 2007

jilling off 

Hey Monique, do you wanna go out with us tonight? Nah girl I'll be too busy jilling off to some porno.
jilling off by tender_roni September 18, 2016
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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