Jolliet is the classiest woman probably ever. She’s basically perfect in appearance, although she can sometimes be rude and will totally destroy you for offending her or the ones closets to her.

Fuck Jolliet is gonna kick your ass if you say that near her

jolliet by Ttat July 28, 2019

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Jompliment

A joke and a compliment

Person One:You’re so stupid yet so beautiful

Person Two: You’re so mean
Person One: Oh, learn to take a Jompliment

Jompliment by MYLESD December 3, 2020

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Jonpliment

Named after a very friendly sports coach. When someone gives you a compliment that is not intentionally creepy but seems to sound inappropriate or odd. If it is said by the wrong person (i.e. an older male/female in a authoritative position) the results can be horrendous.

In terms of a swimmer/diver

Jonpliment: "Hey, you looked good in the water today."

What they really mean: "You swam well today."

Sounds like: "You looked sexy today."

Jonpliment by M! December 9, 2008

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getting off at jolimont

choosing the option of jizzing on a girls back (last stop before the city) - instead of sending the swimmers through the city loop.

"hey brah do you want a rubber?"
"nah brah its all good - I'm getting off at jolimont anyway."

getting off at jolimont by Lock Dogg October 9, 2014

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