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Jonpliment 

Named after a very friendly sports coach. When someone gives you a compliment that is not intentionally creepy but seems to sound inappropriate or odd. If it is said by the wrong person (i.e. an older male/female in a authoritative position) the results can be horrendous.
In terms of a swimmer/diver

Jonpliment: "Hey, you looked good in the water today."

What they really mean: "You swam well today."

Sounds like: "You looked sexy today."
Jonpliment by M! December 9, 2008
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Nonpliment 

A back-handed insult disguised as a compliment.
Your hair looks sooo nice today.

You mean it doesn't look nice any other day? Thanks for the nonpliment.

jankliment 

You bear a striking resemblance to my best friend Wes. But he's ugly.

Thanks for the jankliment!

You're powers are amazing....I see your powers have grown and you've mastered the power of moving your fingers with only your mind!
Thanks your jankliment is appreciated!
jankliment by benjiboy64 June 10, 2015

nonpliment 

1) A back handed compliment; 2) when someone you're dating acknowledges your personality over your appearance as the reason they are attracted to you
"It was a nonpliment. He told me that he'd been with a lot of pretty girls, but he'd rather be with someone like me who is smart and funny."
nonpliment by WuzzleKai May 27, 2017

Jompliment 

Person One:You’re so stupid yet so beautiful

Person Two: You’re so mean
Person One: Oh, learn to take a Jompliment
Jompliment by MYLESD December 3, 2020

nonplimenting 

the act of complementing followed by a crude or evil comment towards the person being complimented
A: Hey you look nice today
B: shuu
A: Actually you make me wanna vom
B: stop nonplimenting me
nonplimenting by Baggypoopoo June 5, 2010

nonpliment 

A back-handed insult disguised as a compliment.
Wow, your hair looks soooo good today!

Do you mean it doesn't look good the rest of the time? Thanks for the nonpliment.
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