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jolice by imsorrywho? June 17, 2018
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Angelina Jolie
Angelina Jolie is simply said, perfection. But there is nothing simple about this goddess that walks the earth. From her stunning lips to her amazing body, she represents perfection as a human being. She received international stardom for her roles in the Tomb Raider movies and rightly so. She has somewhat accelerated her movie career whilst caring for her adopted children and the child she has with Brad Pitt (luckiest man in the world).
"Wow, that was perfection, just like Angelina Jolie."
"This movie needed more Angelina Jolie."
"Angelina Jolie - 'nuff said."
"This movie needed more Angelina Jolie."
"Angelina Jolie - 'nuff said."
Angelina Jolie by The Great Kraken August 28, 2007
angelina jolie
the place where heaven meets earth. angelina jolie is a beautiful, sexy, perfect and kind hearted person. she is also a badass actress to boot.
angelina jolie by wootwoot1000 September 12, 2009
Angelina Jolie
The reason why we men get morning wood and random boners. Even if we haven't seen her, read about her or ever heard about her.
Yep, she's that good.
Also, she would be a nice avatar for God.
Yep, she's that good.
Also, she would be a nice avatar for God.
Angelina Jolie by JcDent June 17, 2007
Joliesa
A crazy directioner who has a strange taste of music. A white girl who's obsessed with hot dudes. A London dreamer who eats a lot.
Angelina Jolie
She is the most beautiful woman alive. Her best work as an actress may have been as "Lisa" in "Girl, Interrupted" and "Gia" as the title character. She should also be noted for her dedication to philanthropic work, even going so far as to adopt children from impoverished countries.
She is also Brad Pitt's new lover, which is a definite step up from his former one. Her one flaw may be her marked lack of derriere, but I suppose that can be overlooked in favor or her other attributes.
She is also Brad Pitt's new lover, which is a definite step up from his former one. Her one flaw may be her marked lack of derriere, but I suppose that can be overlooked in favor or her other attributes.
Angelina Jolie by Beatrix Kiddo July 20, 2006
Angelina Jolie
an incredibly talented, sexy, hot actress/mother/UN Ambassador/community worker person/whatever the hell else she does...
i am a straight female and i would do her. she is that hot.
i am a straight female and i would do her. she is that hot.
Straight Teenage Boy: i cant hang out tonight coz im gonna watch Original Sin tonight so i can see Angelina Jolie naked.
Straight Teenage Girl: Awesome! can i watch with you???
Straight Teenage Girl: Awesome! can i watch with you???
Angelina Jolie by Windy City Hottie June 24, 2006
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