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A favorite past time for all humans of all ages and sex (mainly males). The acronym stands for "jack off knock out."
"hey what did you do last night"
"nothing much, just the usual. JOKO"
"Hey me too"
JOKO by JSAG January 15, 2008
Acronym - Jack Off, Knock Out

Verb -
1) To masturbate with the intent of falling asleep shortly thereafter.
2) To suddenly orgasm with excitement.
Q: "What'd you end up doing last night?"
A: "Played some WOW and Joko'd."
Joko by stokejob March 5, 2010
when someone tells too many jokes and it gets painfull
"man John was joko last night!"
joko by minimandchris May 1, 2006
1)To fuck up beyond all repair.

2) To trainwreck something.

3) To destroy with your own stupidity
1) I ran my car into a tree and JOKO'd it.

2) She came into my blog and JOKO'd it.

3) I was so drunk I didn't know what I was saying and JOKO'd my friendship with her.
JOKO'd by O'CASEY November 5, 2009
Jokowi is 7th president in Indonesia.

sekarang mana sepedanya pak?! Saya udah capek loh nulis kayak ginian
Jokowi
jokowi by Kylozed September 29, 2020
Jokoy is a Filipino American comedian who is really entertaining although he often use words that are not acceptable to most Filipinos, kids and elderly.
Jokoy: my "Fucking" mom used Vicks to treat Pneumonia.
Conservative Filipino: Did he say "Fucking mom"?
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