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jockmonkey 

The person in your life who will not leave you alone and/or wants to be like you. One who clings like a monkey and is always on your jock. This includes but is not limited to the following behavior: dressing like you, acting like you, using your patented clever phrases (like "jockmonkey"), remembering past events in a way that makes it seem you are actually copying off of them.
My jockmonkey got an eagle tattoo on his forearm a year after I got a swallow tattoo on mine.
jockmonkey by EntropySoup June 10, 2008

jojamonkey

a crazy girl commonly known as joanna or joj, who likes a lot of monkeys. she is the owner of a monkey sleeping bag and doesn't enjoy fried oreos.
"did you see that person with the fried oreos?"
"that so wasn't a jojamonkey."
jojamonkey by niffsquared August 2, 2009

Pokemonkey 

Person who is addicted to Pokemon in all its forms, i.e., books, playing cards, the TV series, and video games.
Brian knows all the special abilities in his cards---he's a real Pokemonkey.
Pokemonkey by pentozali December 15, 2011

cokemonkey 

A nickname for people who do large amounts of crack cocaine
Chris Farley was such a cokemonkey.
cokemonkey by Ames Hill November 16, 2007

jivemonkey 

it means like you are going to do something
but you end up not doing it
e.g "you was going to clean up then kitchen but you didnt you jivemonkey"
jivemonkey by charlie brunt March 19, 2008

joogmonkey 

to be acting as a joog.joog
Deanna is a joogmonkey!
joogmonkey by Abi Shea March 4, 2008