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jockmonkey 

The person in your life who will not leave you alone and/or wants to be like you. One who clings like a monkey and is always on your jock. This includes but is not limited to the following behavior: dressing like you, acting like you, using your patented clever phrases (like "jockmonkey"), remembering past events in a way that makes it seem you are actually copying off of them.
My jockmonkey got an eagle tattoo on his forearm a year after I got a swallow tattoo on mine.
jockmonkey by EntropySoup June 10, 2008

jojamonkey

a crazy girl commonly known as joanna or joj, who likes a lot of monkeys. she is the owner of a monkey sleeping bag and doesn't enjoy fried oreos.
"did you see that person with the fried oreos?"
"that so wasn't a jojamonkey."
jojamonkey by niffsquared August 2, 2009

Pokemonkey 

Person who is addicted to Pokemon in all its forms, i.e., books, playing cards, the TV series, and video games.
Brian knows all the special abilities in his cards---he's a real Pokemonkey.
Pokemonkey by pentozali December 15, 2011

cokemonkey 

A nickname for people who do large amounts of crack cocaine
Chris Farley was such a cokemonkey.
cokemonkey by Ames Hill November 16, 2007

jivemonkey 

it means like you are going to do something
but you end up not doing it
e.g "you was going to clean up then kitchen but you didnt you jivemonkey"
jivemonkey by charlie brunt March 19, 2008

joogmonkey 

to be acting as a joog.joog
Deanna is a joogmonkey!
joogmonkey by Abi Shea March 4, 2008
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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