EntropySoup's definitions

toss the bastard

To masturbate (male).

Johnny makes time everyday to toss the bastard.

by EntropySoup June 10, 2008

jockmonkey

The person in your life who will not leave you alone and/or wants to be like you. One who clings like a monkey and is always on your jock. This includes but is not limited to the following behavior: dressing like you, acting like you, using your patented clever phrases (like "jockmonkey"), remembering past events in a way that makes it seem you are actually copying off of them.

My jockmonkey got an eagle tattoo on his forearm a year after I got a swallow tattoo on mine.

by EntropySoup June 10, 2008