joogmonkey 

to be acting as a joog.joog

Deanna is a joogmonkey!

joogmonkey by Abi Shea March 4, 2008

jockmonkey 

The person in your life who will not leave you alone and/or wants to be like you. One who clings like a monkey and is always on your jock. This includes but is not limited to the following behavior: dressing like you, acting like you, using your patented clever phrases (like "jockmonkey"), remembering past events in a way that makes it seem you are actually copying off of them.

My jockmonkey got an eagle tattoo on his forearm a year after I got a swallow tattoo on mine.

jockmonkey by EntropySoup June 10, 2008

jojamonkey

a crazy girl commonly known as joanna or joj, who likes a lot of monkeys. she is the owner of a monkey sleeping bag and doesn't enjoy fried oreos.

"did you see that person with the fried oreos?"
"that so wasn't a jojamonkey."

jojamonkey by niffsquared August 2, 2009

jokemonkey 

one who know's of funny things and where they are located

man, i know this one guy and he is such a jokemonkey that he started jokemonkey.com

jokemonkey by The Monkey Himself August 30, 2004

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008