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jockmonkey 

The person in your life who will not leave you alone and/or wants to be like you. One who clings like a monkey and is always on your jock. This includes but is not limited to the following behavior: dressing like you, acting like you, using your patented clever phrases (like "jockmonkey"), remembering past events in a way that makes it seem you are actually copying off of them.
My jockmonkey got an eagle tattoo on his forearm a year after I got a swallow tattoo on mine.
jockmonkey by EntropySoup June 10, 2008
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jojamonkey

a crazy girl commonly known as joanna or joj, who likes a lot of monkeys. she is the owner of a monkey sleeping bag and doesn't enjoy fried oreos.
"did you see that person with the fried oreos?"
"that so wasn't a jojamonkey."
jojamonkey by niffsquared August 2, 2009

jokemonkey 

one who know's of funny things and where they are located
man, i know this one guy and he is such a jokemonkey that he started jokemonkey.com
jokemonkey by The Monkey Himself August 30, 2004
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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