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Joke on Stilts 

A term used to describe something outrageous.
Friend: "Dude, Drew Brees tossed ten touchdowns today."
You: "What! Thats a joke on stilts."
Joke on Stilts by H2opolowinner October 13, 2010

joke on joke 

Telling a joke and someone taking it seriously but are too embarrassed to admit it, so they try to cover it up with another joke.
Girl #1: OMG that shirt makes you look fat.
Girl #2: It's just the material!
Girl #1: I was just kidding..
Girl #2: Oh, yeah I know; me too.
Girl #1: No joke on joke.
joke on joke by Melanieee June 10, 2008

Joke on the cide 

When a person thinks they are being funny but they are so out of touch it kills their career.
"All these leftist think they are funny but it's a joke on the cide!"
"Ohhhh I know and now they are out looking for a job on the side."

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the joke's on you 

the slogan used on the tshirt ads on this sight.
the funny tshirts on the ads have the slogan the joke's on you.
the joke's on you by eazy-x February 13, 2008
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